It was funny the first two times I saw it, but yeah...it's past its expiration date now. But I like the woman in that commercial though.

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The Subway commercials where the adults talk as babies are beyond annoying. It's not just the ones in the firehouse that's running now. The one with Todd & Stephanie (their names in the ad) in which the blonde takes the guy's melt in the office is also stupid. Subway's better than that.

Give me your melt, SHARK.

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Fuck you, Subway is absolutely not better than that. All of their ads are terrible. They also have a bunch of radio ads where they invent stupidass words like "mondulicious" or "flavortastic." Subway itself is ok, but the people responsible for their ads should absolutely be fed to sharks.

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Shark--"I'll have a footlong Subway ad exec on Italian herb and cheese."

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That Caller Bob Rhonda and doofus Rich in the Chevy commercial. "I'm seeing someone." "Uh um, I know. I'M seeing someone too." I can't believe the snide bitch has a boyfriend.

The Coors commercial that sings about their shitty product to Also Sprach Zarathustra. I never wanna hear that song outside of a Ric Flair intro. Actually, I don't really wanna see anymore Ric Flair intros either.

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Agreed on both counts, A7X.

I'd like to see Rich take her out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.

I know these Netflix ads have already been bitched about, but the one with the guy that's "a hugger" is particularly infuriating. Him saying "bam" after correctly answering a question and screaming "that's rad" is baby-punching irritating.

Another one that really pisses me off is the commercial for Oracle which really wouldn't be irritating at all, but for some inexplicable reason, the bitch doing the read does it as though she's doing a read for a strip club or something. WTF? They intentionally made it annoying for no reason.

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Yes. I'm glad someone else noticed this. Overtly sexual for no apparent reason...

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You could say that about the majority of commercials. It's like that cocksucker talking about the total payyyyyyykage. He can't even say .cooooooooommmm without the exaggerated Chicaaaago accent. I've heard it a hundred times, and at the moment I can't even remember who he's advertising. Can any copy reader ever do it with a normal voice and tone???

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The kill part of this topic would only apply to the driver of the SUV. The Verizon commercial where the girl and guy are traveling across the States and they play different songs.....that girl wants it.

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YES!!! good god this commercial blows.

I thought they had suspended production of the Volt.

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Guys, Chevy did announce a recall, and this is what you're referring:

http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2 ... edans?lite

The woman that the Score employs for the purposes of doing promos and occasional full-length commercial reads just needs to quit. She's the one doing the commercial for Las Vegas right now. She has one go-to "move" which is a change of vocal inflection at the end of the sentence, and she does it on nearly every sentence. She's as bad at her job as Jerry Sandusky is at not raping boys.

Ernie Scanton is also awful, btw. Where do they find these people?

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Ernie Scanton, or as Mac used to refer to him up the dial, "The Distinguished Dr. Scanton", is the raspy-voiced backup to Production Director Russ Mitera in The SCORE's production department. Scanton used to do similar voice work at ESPN Radio 1000. Scanton...Too whisper-y!

You mean the one that talks like she snorted an 8 ball right before she turned the microphone on? Definitely deviated that septum!

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They did but it restarted a few weeks later. It was actually a week ahead of schedule.

They actually have doubled sales from last year already, mostly because for whatever reason California wants a lot of them and sales are doing very well there.

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Kill me if I ever call my buddy to have him order me a Miller Lite because "I will be there in ten." Oh good, you want warm piss as opposed to cold piss? You're really ordering a beer in advance????

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That doesn't make any sense, and Miller Lite is my beer of choice. It might not still be cold if he's not "there in ten."

Miller Lite wouldn't crack my top-100 beers, SHARK. SKINNED

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If you want me to "GRAB SOME BUDS" instead, that's fine by me...

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The Royal Pawn Shop commercial on Fox is sweet. It couldn't have been more over the top Chicago meatball stereotypical.

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The Feldco commercials on tv. Matt Spiegel's singing voice. Fucking hell. I can just picture this fuckrag in some studio snapping his fingers in time with the beat whilst holding a pair of headphones up to one ear.

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The State Farm radio commercials are getting really, really stupid now. In addition to the one with Jessica & Jerry, there's a new one with Kristin, the agent talking to a guy who wants to start a policy with State Farm only to get embarrassed by his own mother. AARGH!!!

I am sure that I am not the only CSFMB'r who, upon hearing the carpet cleaning commercial inserts in his best Jack Brickhouse voice "Call One Eight Hundred Steemer HEY!HEY!"

"Click on your radio banner now and get into a good mood with me."


Actually all of the "click on your radio banner" ads are atrocious and none of them explain what they're selling.

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