Clerks

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

It didn't.

He donated $150 million a couple years ago. He's about your age.

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You know me like that.

Uncle Buck is another great suggestion

Yeah. That "Hey try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot," and the chick fucking a dead guy scenes are sure to go over real well with with a mom and her teenager. Fucking dumbshit.

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Thanks for calling me a loser in comparison

Such a backhanded shot. And I thought we were friends...

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Clerks is way better than Uncle Buck

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The Crying Game

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I agree. But we're talking about a mom watching some movies in the wee hours of the night with her 14 year old son on which I assume is some sort of travel excursion. Only one of those movies is appropriate given the circumstances.

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Blue Velvet.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Disagree. He’s 14, not 8. Clerks is fine imo.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

All That Jazz
Desperately Seeking Susan
Priscilla, Queen of thew Dessert
Top Gun

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

37 dicks?!?!?!

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Back to the Future Trilogy

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Veronica: [after talking to William] That was Snowball.
Dante: Why do you call him that?
Veronica: Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.
Dante: What do you mean?
Veronica: After he gets a blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.
Dante: He requests this?
Veronica: He gets off on it.
Dante: Sylvan can be talked into anything.
Veronica: Why do you say that?
Dante: Like you said, she snowballed him.
Veronica: Sylvan? No, I snowballed him.
Dante: Yeah, right.
Veronica: I'm serious.
Dante: You sucked that guy's dick!?
Veronica: Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...
Dante: Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.
Veronica: Because I never had sex with him.
Dante: You sucked his dick!
Veronica: We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.
Dante: Oh, my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica: Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante: Oh, my God, I feel so nauseous.
Veronica: Sorry, Dante, I thought you understood.
Dante: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica: Please calm down.
Dante: How many?
Veronica: Dante!
Dante: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica: Let it go!
Dante: How many?
Veronica: All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante: This is different! This is important! How many? [A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math] Well?
Veronica: Um... something like 36.
Dante: WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE 36!?
Veronica: Lower your voice.
Dante: Wait, what is that anyway, "something like 36?" Does that include me?
Veronica: Um... 37.
Dante: I'M 37!?
Veronica: I'm going to class.
Dante: Oh, my God. [customer walks up to pay] 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

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Thanks to you two, I'm watching Clerks this weekend.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Ehhhhhhhh.... I'll probably just watch a funny movie and then go to pornhub later. I used to come to CSFMB to jack off but the Three Cucks ruined that for me! OK, that's wrong. I would call out whoever made that mult so they can live with the shame of it, however, it actually might be a real pic of...

OH, but for SPALDING! Try ADAM SANDLER Movies?


Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
the Waterboy
Big Daddy
The Wedding Singer
5o first dates
Lomgest yard
Grown Ups

Not telling you these are good movies, telling you they made money. And they ENTERTAIN

If it wasnt for Grownups, the most recent would be 10+ years ago and that was the remake of the longest yards.

If you can get a movie TNT loves, you can make some real money on it, because they just keep paying you every week to show something like Die Hard.

Actually liked some scenes in FUNNY PEOPLE, pretty sure that didnt bank anything???

Remember the Titans
We Are Marshall
The Replacements
Brian's Song (Original)
Something for Joey


Football-themed

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You know me like that.

Renaissance Man

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14's the new 7

It's not like I fucked them,I only sucked their dicks.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

C'mon man....don't make me use a new sig...

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Beat you to it.

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But seriously,

Princess Bride
Sandlot
The Mighty
At Close Range
Bad Boys(Not Will Smith)
A Bronx Tale
Running Scared
The Last Dragon
Golden Child

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Now see if I was The Hawk or the old me I would flip out, no big deal. I will say that is a very homophobic thing of you to do there Frank, very telling.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Elf

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You know me like that.

ROADHOUSE

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Opinions vary.

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Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space.