It's a PSA that encourages parents to be mindful of what children watch & to block if objectionable. There's another such PSA, this with a guy who appears kinda stoned and sitting on a carpet. It's a similar concept that discourages kids from watching shows with lots of violence & sex in it.

No.

That Great Clips one with the substitute pilot just grates on my fucking nerves. The whole crew abandoned the plane for an 8 dollar hair cut. Fuck off and die!!!

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No shit, pilots make pretty good money. I am confident they would wait until a scheduled off day to get a haircut, even if it required spending an extra 5 bucks.

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I don't care for that one either.

Whoops. Wrong thread.

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The elder abuse ad kind of takes a turn for the funny when you have this voice telling you to make sure Grandma Edna isn't secretly getting her shit pushed in.

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watching the NBA playoffs on TNT, i've seen the commercial for the John varvatos limited edition Chrysler like 4230 times now
i had to google to see who the fuck john varvatos even was

Shaq in a Buick. GTFO

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These fucking anti-smoking ads with women speaking through their throat holes.

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Shaq is not funny in the least
Credit to rpb for first noticing this

Those Vermont Teddy Bear live reads. What grown ass woman wants a goddamned stuffed bear?

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My GF is a nurse and received one as a gift from one of her patients. She liked it. Then again, if that gift came from me, she'd probably give me a dick flick.

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The one that's pissing me off right now is the internet one...

"Let's meet over a porterhouse"
"Nah, I got a good connection, let's meet online"

You. FUCKING. SUCK.

Nah, why get the free big fucking steak on the company expense report when I can listen to your ass at home skyping with a screaming kid a barking dog and your fucking doorbell and phone going off the whole time.

Also, what about the other guys connection? Do you fucking care? NO! Cause you're an asshole.

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Totally agree!!

The one that's making me commit wanna commit homicide is the Advanced Auto Parts commercial. That loudmouth jagoff seems to be on twice every break. Thanks for insuring that I'll never patronize your shit store.

Destination XL: I fucking looooooooooooooooath you!

Couple more: the NAPA hillbilly needs to go choke on a bag of dicks, and the Midas "don't ever" ads are annoying as fuck.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

100 times yes. Fucking guy is offering you a free steak, dont be a fucking asshole about it.

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Any variation of The Hopper commercials. I suppose some resident advertising genius considered the Boston accent to be amusing or folksy or down-home. It's not. It's nauseating. I'd rate it in the top 3 most annoying English language accents. I'd rather listen to some 56 year old woman from the south suburbs pronounce the word "huh" like "HAA?!" over and over.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I mean, some people fake faking being a racist to get free steak.
All this twat infection had to do was talk to a guy.

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The one where the Asian lady acts as though she is gonna bang Kevin Durant but really just has him screw in a light bulb.

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The other one has her making him clean the gutters.

Both are bad.

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I usually never read this thread but I came here just to post about this one. It's a horrible fucking commercial. Who had the thought that a virtual meeting was somehow preferable to eating a big ass steak at Gibsons or Chicago Cut? Probably some Millennial douchebag that was raised on Facebook. Also, have you guys noticed that they changed the verbiage slightly? It used to say something like "I'm plugged in", but that must not have been clear enough for all the idiots who used to enjoy eating a steak on the company dime while they air it out discussing new paradigms, action items, and strategic planning.

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With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

This Toyota ad campaign with "Jan." The meeting must have gone like

"You know what we should do? Something like Progressive, with Flo."
"Yeah! Everyone loves Flo*! It would really help us extend our brand in social media."
"Right. She's really fucking annoying, though."
"Yeah."
"So let's just do that but make her not annoying."
"Got it."



*Nobody loves Flo.

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This post was just

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Don't even mention "Flo" in the same sentence as this beauty.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Stephanie Courtney doesn't look too bad when not made up to look like some weird mistress of an insurance-based universe.

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IMHO, she has an oddly shaped head and a Rachel Ray-ish innate annoying factor.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

You nailed this one.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Have no ideas what the commercial is but..

"Me a kid imagining anything I want, thats practically my job at this age..."

Not even sure it is a kid or some lady on a voice changing machine, but it annoying as all hell!

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It's a Florida toursim commercial.

And it is very annoying.

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Got in the car today, and my fiance had left the radio on 103.5. First thing I heard was one of those execrable Max Madsen commercials with the stereotypical Indian doctor. I don't think that requires any elaboration.

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