SpiralStairs wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Great reviews thus far. Anyone plan on seeing this tomorrow?
Why would I want to watch an autobiography?
congrats double-S: you beat me to the obligatory masturbation joke/s that i had intended to come into the thread and provide!
since not only have you beaten me so thoroughly here, but i'd also beat your ass at witticisms + masturbation jokes, perhaps we could get together and have a "beat off" to determine just who is the undisputed king of [subtle?] masturbation jokes on the C/S/FMB? hell we could even comedically charge this fucker up by calling it #TwoGuysOneJoke and see if we can provide a "loud and persistent rapping at someone's back door" well enough to perhaps [yeah you know what? nu-sini has his limits.... we'll leave it at that.... and by "leave it at that" i mean masturbate furiously cuz LOL I'M INSINUATING COLLOQUIAL HOMOSEXUALITY!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOO!!!! #MasterRuseman [or well, since IMU is the resident Master Ruseman, i could at least hope to study at the foot of e-moo and perhaps gain the lofty title as "Ruseman's Apprentice" or, god willing, Ruseboy! =]
p.s. fret not; after that last paragraph i've already located my hat & coat and i'm already making my way to the door to see myself out into the great wide open (a comedian without a jokeeeeeeee! #NoRebel!)
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Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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