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The show went off the deep end long ago, seemingly acting as nothing but a soundingboard for Liberal idealists, however, this was not always the case.

There was a time when the venerable show was actually funny, when the skits parodied life in general. When they did not rely so hard upon Alec Baldwin.

This thread is for those skits.

To commence, I give you

Middle-Aged Man!

Please feel free to add to this compendium. I will, but I'M WORKIN ON IT!!!

Enjoy!

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SNL has largely been crap since Eddie Murphy was leaving.

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Eddie Murphy putting on makeup and going into the white world

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And it was pretty shitty for the 2-3 seasons before he got there

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Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks was brilliant.

Bill Hader and his puppet with Seth McFarlane was also great.

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What was that Ebony and Ivory skit....

“I am dark, and you are light, you’re as blind as bat, and I have sight, side by side my amigo negro....”. Something like that.

https://youtu.be/0h2jZtuRuic

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What was that Ebony and Ivory skit....

“You are dark, and I am light, you’re as blind as bat, and I have sight, side by side my amigo negro....”. Something like that.

https://youtu.be/0h2jZtuRuic

Y'all are too young to remember the Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase skit. :)

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But I liked Brewster’s Millions.

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Will Ferrel's The Love-ahs! Moussacca!

The Church Lady

Two Wild 'N Crazy Guys

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

Too Hot in The Hot Tub

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Hans & Franz

Jon Lovitz' The Liar and The Master Thespian

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denisdman wrote:
But I liked Brewster’s Millions.

I saw one of those stupid lists about the top 20 election movies OF ALL TIME and that wasn't on the list. Don't ask me how it didn't make it.

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there's one commercial from the early 90s that never made the "SNL goes commercial" specials/compilations and whatnot; yard-o-pult. basically a big backyard catapult that would fling anything over the fence and into the great suburban abyss. i think the family dog AND grandma both made it onto there, and this one is one you gotta dig for

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"SNL sucks these days" threads are nothing but a microcosm of old man syndrome. When you're in your 20s you like SNL because it's hip, edgy, funny, whatever, and the cast is typically older than you which means you unconsciously view them through some sort of celebrity worship prism. In your 30s you may be critical of the cast and skits because you're a bit more learned, you've seen a lot, and you can identify political undertones in ways you couldn't earlier. You still can enjoy SNL but you're more discriminating. In your 40s and beyond SNL sucks because the cast is almost always younger than you and probably too crude for your old man tastes. Nothing makes sense or is funny because the type of comedy on display is that of a new generation which is almost always found unfunny or by people outside that generation. The benchmark against which you judge SNL is the era of shows from 20 years prior, when your child-like sensibilities allowed 30 year old cast members to intrigue you in ways you'd never let 30 year old comedians intrigue you today as a 40 something person. At this point rather than writing about SNL you might as well just code a bot to do the writing for you. The template you can use to get the bot going would include repetitive things like "was so much better when" and "sucks nowadays." When you notice yourself bitching about SNL it can only mean two things: you're a republican and/or you're old.

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"SNL sucks these days" threads are nothing but a microcosm of old man syndrome. When you're in your 20s you like SNL because it's hip, edgy, funny, whatever, and the cast is typically older than you which means you unconsciously view them through some sort of celebrity worship prism. In your 30s you may be critical of the cast and skits because you're a bit more learned, you've seen a lot, and you can identify political undertones in ways you couldn't earlier. You still can enjoy SNL but you're more discriminating. In your 40s and beyond SNL sucks because the cast is almost always younger than you and probably too crude for your old man tastes. Nothing makes sense or is funny because the type of comedy on display is that of a new generation which is almost always found unfunny or by people outside that generation. The benchmark against which you judge SNL is the era of shows from 20 years prior, when your child-like sensibilities allowed 30 year old cast members to intrigue you in ways you'd never let 30 year old comedians intrigue you today as a 40 something person. At this point rather than writing about SNL you might as well just code a bot to do the writing for you. The template you can use to get the bot going would include repetitive things like "was so much better when" and "sucks nowadays." When you notice yourself bitching about SNL it can only mean two things: you're a republican and/or you're old.

This would be quite convenient if true, but its not.

I have a very irreverent sense of humor, and it does not depend on how old the comedians are.

For instance, this skit/prank almost made me piss my pants, and it hardly had to do with any incontinence issues!

And these guys' work is hilarious!

Also, nobody can claim that Key & Peele are not funny, and neither could or would I!

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veganfan21 wrote:
"SNL sucks these days" threads are nothing but a microcosm of old man syndrome. When you're in your 20s you like SNL because it's hip, edgy, funny, whatever, and the cast is typically older than you which means you unconsciously view them through some sort of celebrity worship prism. In your 30s you may be critical of the cast and skits because you're a bit more learned, you've seen a lot, and you can identify political undertones in ways you couldn't earlier. You still can enjoy SNL but you're more discriminating. In your 40s and beyond SNL sucks because the cast is almost always younger than you and probably too crude for your old man tastes. Nothing makes sense or is funny because the type of comedy on display is that of a new generation which is almost always found unfunny or by people outside that generation. The benchmark against which you judge SNL is the era of shows from 20 years prior, when your child-like sensibilities allowed 30 year old cast members to intrigue you in ways you'd never let 30 year old comedians intrigue you today as a 40 something person. At this point rather than writing about SNL you might as well just code a bot to do the writing for you. The template you can use to get the bot going would include repetitive things like "was so much better when" and "sucks nowadays." When you notice yourself bitching about SNL it can only mean two things: you're a republican and/or you're old.


I entered old man syndrome 3 or 4 years ago. 90 percent of pop culture is either crappy or gay to me LOL The last "new" band I got into were the Lumineers. It's over for me.


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I always thought this 60 Minutes spoof about defective novelties was perfect. Martin Short is great as the attorney.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... utes/n9280

Speaking of Martin Short - Synchronized Swimming and he can't swim.

https://vimeo.com/353695716

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veganfan21 wrote:
"SNL sucks these days" threads are nothing but a microcosm of old man syndrome. When you're in your 20s you like SNL because it's hip, edgy, funny, whatever, and the cast is typically older than you which means you unconsciously view them through some sort of celebrity worship prism. In your 30s you may be critical of the cast and skits because you're a bit more learned, you've seen a lot, and you can identify political undertones in ways you couldn't earlier. You still can enjoy SNL but you're more discriminating. In your 40s and beyond SNL sucks because the cast is almost always younger than you and probably too crude for your old man tastes. Nothing makes sense or is funny because the type of comedy on display is that of a new generation which is almost always found unfunny or by people outside that generation. The benchmark against which you judge SNL is the era of shows from 20 years prior, when your child-like sensibilities allowed 30 year old cast members to intrigue you in ways you'd never let 30 year old comedians intrigue you today as a 40 something person. At this point rather than writing about SNL you might as well just code a bot to do the writing for you. The template you can use to get the bot going would include repetitive things like "was so much better when" and "sucks nowadays." When you notice yourself bitching about SNL it can only mean two things: you're a republican and/or you're old.


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veganfan21 wrote:
"SNL sucks these days" threads are nothing but a microcosm of old man syndrome. When you're in your 20s you like SNL because it's hip, edgy, funny, whatever, and the cast is typically older than you which means you unconsciously view them through some sort of celebrity worship prism. In your 30s you may be critical of the cast and skits because you're a bit more learned, you've seen a lot, and you can identify political undertones in ways you couldn't earlier. You still can enjoy SNL but you're more discriminating. In your 40s and beyond SNL sucks because the cast is almost always younger than you and probably too crude for your old man tastes. Nothing makes sense or is funny because the type of comedy on display is that of a new generation which is almost always found unfunny or by people outside that generation. The benchmark against which you judge SNL is the era of shows from 20 years prior, when your child-like sensibilities allowed 30 year old cast members to intrigue you in ways you'd never let 30 year old comedians intrigue you today as a 40 something person. At this point rather than writing about SNL you might as well just code a bot to do the writing for you. The template you can use to get the bot going would include repetitive things like "was so much better when" and "sucks nowadays." When you notice yourself bitching about SNL it can only mean two things: you're a republican and/or you're old.


To all that, I would add that people of a certain age really got into SNL through the reruns on Comedy Central, which were cut down to an hour, so we never had to sit through the stuff that didn't work (but then again there was the Mediaopoly sketch that Lorne cut from syndication).

In the long run, Saturday Night Live has always been bad. There have been moments or years of good along the way (Eddie Murphy singlehandedly saving the franchise, the late-'80s-early-'90s all-star cast, Norm), but taken as a whole, it's bad. 45 years, give or take, of bad.

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I'll be 40 in January and I haven't watched SNL in probably 10 years. My 18 year old never watches it but I've shown him some clips from youtube. One of my sales coordinators watches it and he asks me occasionally if I watched it and I always act surprised its still on the air.

The Chris Rock/Kevin Bacon skit from way back stands out. Chris Rock was playing his Nat X character and Kevin Bacon was Vanilla Ice. It was funny. Colin Powell also makes an appearance.


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veganfan21 wrote:
"SNL sucks these days" threads are nothing but a microcosm of old man syndrome. When you're in your 20s you like SNL because it's hip, edgy, funny, whatever, and the cast is typically older than you which means you unconsciously view them through some sort of celebrity worship prism. In your 30s you may be critical of the cast and skits because you're a bit more learned, you've seen a lot, and you can identify political undertones in ways you couldn't earlier. You still can enjoy SNL but you're more discriminating. In your 40s and beyond SNL sucks because the cast is almost always younger than you and probably too crude for your old man tastes. Nothing makes sense or is funny because the type of comedy on display is that of a new generation which is almost always found unfunny or by people outside that generation. The benchmark against which you judge SNL is the era of shows from 20 years prior, when your child-like sensibilities allowed 30 year old cast members to intrigue you in ways you'd never let 30 year old comedians intrigue you today as a 40 something person. At this point rather than writing about SNL you might as well just code a bot to do the writing for you. The template you can use to get the bot going would include repetitive things like "was so much better when" and "sucks nowadays." When you notice yourself bitching about SNL it can only mean two things: you're a republican and/or you're old.


To all that, I would add that people of a certain age really got into SNL through the reruns on Comedy Central, which were cut down to an hour, so we never had to sit through the stuff that didn't work (but then again there was the Mediaopoly sketch that Lorne cut from syndication).

In the long run, Saturday Night Live has always been bad. There have been moments or years of good along the way (Eddie Murphy singlehandedly saving the franchise, the late-'80s-early-'90s all-star cast, Norm), but taken as a whole, it's bad. 45 years, give or take, of bad.


Pretty much the clip shows show the best 5 percent of the show. It likely felt revolutionary when it debuted. Now? It's network TV. And the majority of the hosts aren't cut out for live skits, but they are shoe horned in.

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I always thought this 60 Minutes spoof about defective novelties was perfect. Martin Short is great as the attorney.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... utes/n9280

Speaking of Martin Short - Synchronized Swimming and he can't swim.

https://vimeo.com/353695716

Classic! Those 4 players alone (Shearer, Guest, Crystal, and Short - WOW!) put so much into their work. Everything, the accents, the mannerisms - impeccable.

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What was that Ebony and Ivory skit....

“You are dark, and I am light, you’re as blind as bat, and I have sight, side by side my amigo negro....”. Something like that.

https://youtu.be/0h2jZtuRuic

Y'all are too young to remember the Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase skit. :)

Speak for yourself, old man. :)

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SNL has largely been unwatchable since the Hader, Wiig, Sudekis, Armisen era ended.

Aside from the occasional great Kate McKinnon sketch.

I know the 80s had some inconsistent moments.

The early 90s were prolly the best the show has ever offered.

The late 90s/early 2000s were actually really good.

The last time the show had legitimate talent was the late 2000s/early 2010s.

This is all aside from the occasional great host that can change the reception of any episode.

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Was never funny.

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SNL has largely been unwatchable since the Hader, Wiig, Sudekis, Armisen era ended.

Aside from the occasional great Kate McKinnon sketch.

I know the 80s had some inconsistent moments.

The early 90s were prolly the best the show has ever offered.

The late 90s/early 2000s were actually really good.

The last time the show had legitimate talent was the late 2000s/early 2010s.

This is all aside from the occasional great host that can change the reception of any episode.


Progessively bad with each passing year, eh? Congrats on getting old.

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Thanks!!!

The tv ratings back me up tho.

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Was never funny.

It’s always been more miss than hit but it’s gone from 3 or 4 good skits per show in the 70s to 1 if you’re lucky now. There has never been a show with more talent and less results than SNL.

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Best skit Ever:
Billy Crystal College recruiter

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Watched Synchronized Swimming with Martin Short, Harry Shearer, and Christopher Guest yesterday. Hilarious.


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