I think the conventional answer is Nancy, but I was an Elizabeth man myself.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Whichever one Connie Needham played

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Willie Aames.

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You know me like that.

He used to pull some pretty good poontang on the show. Heather Locklear. He had Markie Post and Michele Greene fight over him. Not too bad for a midget.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

had to vote nancy, still hated the show. this show and 'family', as if i understood adult issues at age 11.

Nancy. But Susan and Elizabeth are not far behind.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Never got into the show. I remember watching it because there were only 3 things on at any point in time.

But, I'm 3 years younger than Adam Rich. Couldn't relate.

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that house has been in a lot of movies

the owner is making bank. I have a friend whose job it is to identify sights for shooting and secure them for use. He said there was one place for Fargo, where they kept the property on retainer for at least a year just in case they wanted to use it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Willie Aames was cute in Charles in Charge. I always thought the sisters looked too old on the show, Mary could have been the mom.

That's what it looks like when there are eight kids, Spaulding.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Nancy for sure

No way. My dad was one of seven kids and the first six were all born in about a span of 7 or so years, I think they lost a baby in that time too.

^^This. It was only on if it was raining outside, period.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

doesn't seem to get mentioned in the "greatest theme songs" discussions, but it was good

RIP Spaulding's grandma's vagina.

Well, my wife is the youngest of six and the difference between her and her oldest brother is bigger than between Mary and Nicholas.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Growing up I had friends with older siblings I barely knew because they were so much older and away with lives of their own.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I didn't know Spaulding was Irish.

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You know me like that.

I don't believe my wife ever lived in the same house as her two oldest brothers.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Don't really remember who was who on that, but an old Carson joke stays with me...in a bit about pitching new TV show spinoffs-"12 is Ridiculous"

My paternal grandfather was in the same boat. I’ve never seen a picture of his grandmother where she didn’t look hard.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Very. My mom's side is similar but 6 kids, 5 in about 7 years + one between the 4th and 5th that died either shortly before or after birth. The last one on both sides was a surprise at 42 for both and about 7 years after the last kids.

I always forget you are only 5 or six years older than me. You seem so mature or worldly!

I think she just dunked Dr Ken in the geriatric bucket.

Ahh, it's alright. I've been called various versions of "mature" and "distinguished" since I started getting white hair at 14.

Like it was a compliment. I would have rather they just not commented on it.

Elevators in college were the worst. "DUDE, you have grey hair!!!" Really, I had not realized. Thank you, stranger.

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You know me like that.

Sooooo...that's a photo and not avatar?

What elevators at U of I? We’re you a Bromley or Illini Tower resident?

Nancy was the hottest. If the show were on today, Mary would be non-binary or at least lesbian.

Bromley

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I'm not bald. I have a glorious mane.

It's just white. Think of Kenny Rogers.

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You know me like that.

Are you Jewish?

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I think you heard me just fine, Punchy.

Just the first half of me.

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You know me like that.