some amazon original thing or something like that

owen wilson and salma hayak both really showing their age. It begins by trying to portray itself as some platonic philosophical allegory but can't carry it throughout. Kind of boring. Her boobs are big but the ass done gave out. No big deal, she married some french billionaire. My ass would be plenty big as well if I banked a billion

Anyway, the movie is ok.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.