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 Post subject: Malignant
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:48 pm 
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OK, I'm going to go ahead and say right now...I completely disagree with RLM and anybody who agrees with them that James Wan intended this as a big play parody. This is not a prank. This is who James Wan is. Especially if you give him carte blanche to do whatever he wants.

Anybody who has followed this guy's career knows what he's about: big budget horror, 12 year-old brain intelligence and maturity, but knows how to shoot a film. In fact, he's on the same level of Spielberg and John Woo as a straight-up director of film.

But as a storyteller, and filmmaker? He's as bad as Ed Wood, and this is probably his biggest example of that. The fact that Mike & Jay compared him to Sam Raimi is...just insulting to Sam Raimi.

This movie is painfully boring except for maybe 10-15 minutes of hilarious over the top stuff ("The Matrix"/any women in prison movie sequences) that probably should've driven the movie--and would be the only excuse to give it any credence it was intentionally this crazy.

I don't recommend watching this unless you are with a group of people who have a lot of great quips ready to go. RiffTrax would have a field day with this.

:D out of :D :D :D :D

RLM's HiTB video was disappointing. Not very sharp, guys. Normally they are...here, they are playing dumb a little too much for their own good.


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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:32 pm 
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HOLY SHIT

WTF IS THIS?

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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:38 pm 
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i don't even know what to say as a response. except that this movie sucks the absolute lowest root that could exist on this planet.


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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:52 pm 
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An extreme step down for James Wan.

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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
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yes. EVEN for him. the bar is not exceptionally high but wan has not been THIS bad.


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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 6:06 am 
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Insidious and The Conjuring are two of my favorite horror movies, so my bar for his directing this genre of film is pretty high.

I just wasn’t scared at all, and was kind of stuck in a state of amused shock throughout the final act.

The V for Vendetta detour through the police station was ok I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
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This movie was the topic on this week's episode of "How did this get made?" I think the fact that got it so quickly tells me all I need to know about it.

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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:01 am 
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The more I think about it the more I have to give James Wan credit for a fairly original concept.

I just don’t think it was executed that well.

Mostly enjoyed the directing and tracking shots too.

Some of the acting was B level, but I don’t think they were given much to work with dialogue wise.

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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
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Jbi11s wrote:
The more I think about it the more I have to give James Wan credit for a fairly original concept.

I just don’t think it was executed that well.

Mostly enjoyed the directing and tracking shots too.

Some of the acting was B level, but I don’t think they were given much to work with dialogue wise.


it's not an original concept.

check out tom waits' song "poor edward". it's also based on a "real" case.

i wouldn't put anything james wan has done in my top 10 but you have to say, for going balls to the wall...this only has a few moments of anarchic brilliance.


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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Mordake

Pretty crazy, but I was speaking more towards applying this specific concept/deformity to a horror film.

I’m sure my list of favorite horror movies is pretty biased to the last 30 years or so.

Whereas yours spans the entirety of film.

Which is something I respect.

Insidious and the first 2 Conjuring films were the last times I remember being legitimately spooked during a couple scenes, so I had high hopes going into this.

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 Post subject: Re: Malignant
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in the horror movie genre, it's basically "basket case". which probably could use a good, strong remake. but i wouldn't trust modern filmmakers to do it.

"insidious" and "conjuring" are probably wan's best work, and even up against those...this is just shit.


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