WZ, Are we going to get a review?

The Hunt Club days were a long time ago.

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Starring Sam Hurd.

loved this commercial came on while watching the game with my kids yesterday which was a brief uhhh parenting moment.

so is this supposed to be an action movie and comedy or a horror movie?

There is no chance a 180 lb bear ate 75 pounds of cocaine. A lot of police officers retired early.

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I like that the top of the Wikipedia page about the real "cocaine bear" has a redirected from Pablo Escobear (Not to be confused with Pablo Escobar) reference.

button 49, had 3 classes with Sam at NIU. He was a fantastic basketball player too.

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Sam gets out this May, Bears could use another WR

I think it's suppose to be a dark cheesy comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI

Spaulding, how do we know that's not a real bear in the commercials. Anyone could be behind these kinds of commercials. Do we have a video where the bear clearly unmasks itself and shows proof that it is a human and not a real drugged up bear?

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Elizabeth Banks says it's a CGI Bear.
https://www.slashfilm.com/1121851/heres ... aka-cokey/

The real cocaine bear, Pablo Escobar, is stuffed somewhere in Lexington KY.

Bart the Bear was a great actor. Sir Anthony Hopkins thinks so too.

Nice.

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Factually speaking...it's button 48

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Saw this movie this weekend with my 19-year-old daughter on a lark. I laughed out loud a couple times and we enjoyed it thoroughly from start to finish. Delightfully silly.

finally a movie that isn't too serious or too lame

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I'm going to look for this. Sometimes you need silly and light.

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The scariest thing about this movie was the preview trailer for “Evil Dead Rise”. That movie looks fucked up.

My son went and saw it. He was hoping for fun-bad, but he said it was just mostly bad.

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Yeah one of my daughters saw it. She said it made her laugh a couple times but was mainly bad

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This made me GTS and the first blurb I looked at was "A woman finds herself in a fight for her life when an ancient book gives birth to bloodthirsty demons that run amok in a Los Angeles apartment building." My mom used to tell me all the time that I can't just run amok and still uses the word more frequently than anyone I know. Made me giggle.

Not at all surprising.

Was there an Oscar movie thread I missed? I feel like I should see that everything everywhere but I don't think I'd like it. I could go for a good new comedy but they don't make those anymore. I've seen about 5 movies since 2005.

I think I’m more excited to see “Cocaine Shark” when it’s released online later this year. Polonia Entertainment at its finest.

We have Sharnado watch parties with the neighbors.

i think i dodged a bullet watching the RLM Half in the Bag review on this...because I would've gotten roped into watching...another fucking "sharknado" movie.

i *loathe* movies that take this approach. either play it straight with a goofy premise (like "snakes on a plane" or "tremors", as they mentioned), or make it absolutely ridiculously crazy (like "con air", for instance). but the sitcom, we-know-this-is-bad-isn't-it-hilarious thing just sucks.

just the clips they showed, aside from 1 or 2, looked shoddy and amateur. not on purpose amateur, just..."we don't trust our audience to be smart enough to get the joke" amateur.

so, yeah, that's the closest thing to a review you'll get. i'm not wasting my time on it.