If you have Comcast HD, it's on channel 204 right now. It looks awesome in HD. You don't even have to like birds to appreciate this movie.

Edit 10/25: Nobody is reading this post. I'm telling you, Winged Migration will change your life. Watch it and you'll grow an inch taller, win the next 50/50 raffle that you enter, and possibly even see a unicorn somewhere.

Edit 10/26: 6 days and still nobody gives a shit about this wondeful movie. Not even Darkside or some of the other CSFMB pot heads, who I'm sure would love this movie stoned.
Lately, I've had the hardest time taking a shit in the morning before I leave for work. Then, around 10 and I end up having to go at work. Every day, without fail.

Edit 10/27: A full week and nobody has commented. And, I think I'm the only one who is even reading it at this point. I hope the birds plan a Hitchcock-style attack. You guys are all fucked if they do.

Edit 10/28: I can't wait to have sex with my wife. She's getting ready right now. Okay, bye.

Edit 11/6: Still nothing. I have a really big zit on my neck. It's really annoying, and it's just high enough that my shirt collar won't cover it. Shit.

Edit 11/13: I am Mao.

Edit 11/14: Just kidding.