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In case you guys are taking out the honey this weekend to a movie, I am providing a valuable service here to keep you from wasting your hard earned money on shitty movies. Let me begin:
"The Unborn" - eh. I should have known not to go see a supposedly horror movie with a PG 13 rating. Convuluted plot line, bad acting, The Ring-like special effects and characters I didn't really give a shit about. Save your money.
"Taken" - good to very good. Interesting plot, decent action scenes, a couple of chicks not too hard on the eyes. Not a bad watch.
"Paul Blart Mall Cop" - for doing as well as it has been at the theaters, I don't get it. There were a few chuckle moments, but nothing over the top funny. See fat man do stupid shit and make people laugh - it might had been funny had John Candy and Chris Farley not been doing it for the last 15 to 20 years. Keep it.
"Gran Torino" - not a chick type movie but you won't mind sitting through an hour and a half of this classic Clint fest. It kind of saddened me to see the guy looking so old and fragile though - made me feel old looking at him. Good movie though.
"Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" - Have this one dl'd will watch tonight, but I don't hold much hope for it as Beckinsale isn't in it so they just plugged in someone who looks and sounds like her.
"My Bloody Valentine" - surprisingly decent and the 3D glasses actually worked. Might have been even more interesting to see if while under the influence of LSD.
"The Wrestler" - almost no chick I know would like this, but if you can talk one to going with you to see, you will get to see a nip shot (or two) of Marissa Tomei - and even at 40, that's not a bad thing.
Enjoy and remember flowers make a nice gift if the movies suck.
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