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Beef Rockmore
 Post subject: Steven Seagal Lawman
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:57 pm 
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Ooh boy, is this bad.

So bad, it's AWESOME!

I'm telling you... it's methadone for those that will miss Monsters in the Morning!

Steven Seagal to Louisiana lawmen is comparable to Mike North giving investing and political advice.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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I couldn't agree more. Between this, and Jersey Shore, my head is going to explode!

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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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I'm sorry, but i can't get enough of this show for some reason. :oops:

Watching him teach one of the other patrolmen how to shoot a gun properly was intriqing. He shot the tip off of a matchstick, yet he was disappointed that he didn't light the match, which was his goal. That would be a true marksman. 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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Between that crew that Steven works with, can anyone run a 100 yards in under 15 seconds? I don't think so. How in the hell can they catch anyone? A bunch of old men and fat asses.
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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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I was watching an episode,my wife made me change it. This guy is one interesting dude,that's for sure. I promise myself more Segal in the New Year!


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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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The guy can really shoot. But awful show otherwise.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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I was at a buddies house and he cued this up off his OnDemand.

Wow. That is some funny shit.

I kept waiting for the black hair dye to start running down his face after a perp pursuit.
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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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Does Stevie still run like a girl? There was nothing funnier than one of his movie chase scenes.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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Steven Seagal is Hollywood's answer to Uncle Rico.

It's harrd to tell if he runs like a girl, as there aren't any good overhead shots, and the other fat cops run like they have cocks shoved up their ass.

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 Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman
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Mr. Reason wrote:
There was nothing funnier than one of his movie chase scenes.


I dunno...I'd say lines like these ranked high up on the comedy scale...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
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