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Beef Rockmore

Post subject: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:57 pm

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Ooh boy, is this bad.

So bad, it's AWESOME!

I'm telling you... it's methadone for those that will miss Monsters in the Morning!

Steven Seagal to Louisiana lawmen is comparable to Mike North giving investing and political advice.

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Bulldog Scott

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:19 am

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I couldn't agree more. Between this, and Jersey Shore, my head is going to explode!

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:28 am

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I'm sorry, but i can't get enough of this show for some reason. :oops:

Watching him teach one of the other patrolmen how to shoot a gun properly was intriqing. He shot the tip off of a matchstick, yet he was disappointed that he didn't light the match, which was his goal. That would be a true marksman.

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Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:49 pm

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Between that crew that Steven works with, can anyone run a 100 yards in under 15 seconds? I don't think so. How in the hell can they catch anyone? A bunch of old men and fat asses.

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Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:29 pm

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I was watching an episode,my wife made me change it. This guy is one interesting dude,that's for sure. I promise myself more Segal in the New Year!

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:38 pm

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Come and cut my heart out...

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My Coach Vinny

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:28 pm

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The guy can really shoot. But awful show otherwise.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:38 pm

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I was at a buddies house and he cued this up off his OnDemand.

Wow. That is some funny shit.

I kept waiting for the black hair dye to start running down his face after a perp pursuit.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:25 pm

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Does Stevie still run like a girl? There was nothing funnier than one of his movie chase scenes.

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Beef Rockmore

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:36 pm

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Steven Seagal is Hollywood's answer to Uncle Rico.

It's harrd to tell if he runs like a girl, as there aren't any good overhead shots, and the other fat cops run like they have cocks shoved up their ass.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Steven Seagal Lawman

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:50 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

There was nothing funnier than one of his movie chase scenes.

I dunno...I'd say lines like these ranked high up on the comedy scale...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14

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