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Starts tonight.

Season 1 was great.
Season 2 meh.
Season 3 ??!?

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I'll watch.

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season 1 was outstanding, last year was entertaining and had some great moments (ian mcshane as the psycho santa was outstanding and the season finale was a great wrap-up to the story). i have high hopes for this year, kathy bates is usually pretty over-the-top and that should hopefully make for some good confrontations with jessica lange.


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I hated the second season. It was like a grab bag of terrible scary movie cliches thrown together in the most unfulfilling way possible. Let's get some aliens, and a mental institution, and an evil doctor, and a psycho, and a serial killer!

Do not want to watch the newest season but I probably will give it a try.

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I hated the second season. It was like a grab bag of terrible scary movie cliches thrown together in the most unfulfilling way possible. Let's get some aliens, and a mental institution, and an evil doctor, and a psycho, and a serial killer!


Exactly. I kept waiting for a payoff that brought it all together and never it came.


Thought the premiere was pretty interesting. Kept my interest. Although, it's real lame if Zoe's special power is the ability to kill dudes she's banging. Anyone can do that.

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She'll end up being the "Supreme" and the headmistress chick who's the daughter of Jessica Lange will hate her.

The Hollywood star witch could be interesting. Her scenes at the frat party were fucked up.

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I once had a girlfriend who fucked me until my eyes bled. I'm wondering now if she was a witch.

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my wife decided she would give this season a try after hearing me talk about it for the first couple of seasons. about 6 minutes in after the visit to Kathy Bates' chamber of horrors she excused herself to go watch "Glee" repeats in the bedroom. this show definitely is not everybody's cup of tea. i think this could set up to be pretty entertaining.


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She'll end up being the "Supreme" and the headmistress chick who's the daughter of Jessica Lange will hate her.

The Hollywood star witch could be interesting. Her scenes at the frat party were fucked up.


I think you are very wrong, Peeps. Nan is the Supreme and she will take over from Corky as the greatest Down Syndrome character in television history. Zoe will realize that not only can she fuck guys to death, she can also fuck them back to life. Hello Kyle!

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Kathy Bates' character is based on a real person:

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Delphine LaLaurie
LaLaurie was a sadistic socialite who lived in New Orleans. Her home was a chamber of horrors. On April 10, 1834, a fire broke out in the mansion’s kitchen, and firefighters found two slaves chained to the stove. They appeared to have started the fire themselves, in order to attract attention. The firefighters were lead by other slaves to the attic, where the real surprise was. Over a dozen disfigured and maimed slaves were manacled to the walls or floors. Several had been the subjects of gruesome medical experiments. One man appeared to be part of some bizarre sex change, a woman was trapped in a small cage with her limbs broken and reset to look like a crab, and another woman with arms and legs removed, and patches of her flesh sliced off in a circular motion to resemble a caterpillar. Some had had their mouths sewn shut, and had subsequently starved to death, whilst others had their hands sewn to different parts of their bodies. Most were found dead, but some were alive and begging to be killed, to release them from the pain. LaLaurie fled before she could be bought to justice – she was never caught. You can read a more indepth article on Delphine LaLaurie here.

http://listverse.com/2010/12/31/top-10-most-evil-humans/

With a little bit of Elizabeth Bathory thrown in:

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600: At age 51, Count Ferenc died in battle and thus began Elizabeth's period of atrocities. First, she sent her hated mother-in-law away from the Castle. By this time it is thought that she had dabbled into some forms of sorcery, attending rituals that included the sacrificing of horses and other animals. Elizabeth, now 40 years old, grew increasingly vain and she feared the thought of aging as she may lose her beauty. One day a servant girl accidentially pulled her hair while combing it. Elizabeth slapped the girl's hand so hard she drew blood. The girls blood fell into ELizabeth's hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on the freshness of her young maid. She believed that she had found the secret of eternal youth. Elizabeth had her major-domo and Thorko strip the maid and then cut her and drain her blood into a huge vat. Elizabeth bathed in it to beautify her entire body.

1600 - 1610: Elizabeth's henchmen continued to provided Elizabeth with new girls for the blood-draining ritual and her blood baths. Elizabeth went out of her way to see to it that the dead girls were given proper Christian burials by the local Protestant pastor, at least initially. As the body count rose, the pastor refused to perform his duties in this respect, because there were too many girls coming to him from Elizabeth who had died of "unknown and mysterious causes." She then threatened him in order to keep him from spreading the news of her "hobby" and continued to have the bodies buried secretly. Near the end, many bodies were disposed of in haphazard and dangerously conspicuous locations (like nearby fields, wheat silos, the stream running behind the castle, the kitchen vegetable garden, etc.). But one of her intended victims escaped and told the authorities about what was happening at Castle Cachtice. King Mátyás (MAHT-yash) of Hungary ordered Elizabeth's own cousin, Count György (pronounced DYERD-yuh) Thurzo, governor of the province to raid the castle. On December 30, 1610 they raided the castle and they were horrified by the terrible sights. One dead girl in the main room, drained of blood and another alive whose body had been pierced with holes. In the dungeon they discoverd several living girls, some of whose bodies had been pierced several times. Below the castle, they exhumed the bodies of some 50 girls.


http://bathory.org/shyla.html


I liked it. I haven't followed a new show in a long time. I might give this a try. I'm also trying to get the wife into Downton Abbey.

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Wikipedia says all the crazy stories are bullshit. Although the woman was a serial killer of slaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Wikipedia says all the crazy stories are bullshit. Although the woman was a serial killer of slaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie


Wikipedia says that Dan Bernstein is as mighty as a firstborn elk and 5 axe handles high.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Wikipedia says all the crazy stories are bullshit. Although the woman was a serial killer of slaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie


Wikipedia says that Dan Bernstein is as mighty as a firstborn elk and 5 axe handles high.


He isnt?



Also good ol wiki surmises that Elizabeth Bathory might have also been railroaded since the King owed her a lot of cash.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Wikipedia says all the crazy stories are bullshit. Although the woman was a serial killer of slaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie


Wikipedia says that Dan Bernstein is as mighty as a firstborn elk and 5 axe handles high.


He isnt?



Also good ol wiki surmises that Elizabeth Bathory might have also been railroaded since the King owed her a lot of cash.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory


WTF Hank? Its not a documentary. What if I told you she has a thicket like a tumbleweed?

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Telegram Sam wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Wikipedia says all the crazy stories are bullshit. Although the woman was a serial killer of slaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie


Wikipedia says that Dan Bernstein is as mighty as a firstborn elk and 5 axe handles high.


He isnt?



Also good ol wiki surmises that Elizabeth Bathory might have also been railroaded since the King owed her a lot of cash.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory


WTF Hank? Its not a documentary. What if I told you she has a thicket like a tumbleweed?


Wiki could neither confirm nor deny this.

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I'll have a peppermint schnapps and Sprite, with ice. Two gobs of it.

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Mrs. Chus loves this show. I could only make it through a few episodes. I thought the acting was horrible.

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So, for the first time in my adult lifem a TV show has grossed me out.

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So, for the first time in my adult lifem a TV show has grossed me out.


What grossed you out? Mare Winningham giving a handy to her dead son or Precious getting fucked from behind by a minotaur?

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So, for the first time in my adult lifem a TV show has grossed me out.


What grossed you out? Mare Winningham giving a handy to her dead son or Precious getting fucked from behind by a minotaur?

I don't mind precious. I get that.
Yeah it was the handy.

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So, for the first time in my adult lifem a TV show has grossed me out.


What grossed you out? Mare Winningham giving a handy to her dead son or Precious getting fucked from behind by a minotaur?

I don't mind precious. I get that.
Yeah it was the handy.


I started to be disturbed by it, but then I had to laugh at myself for being bothered by the incest while ignoring the necrophilia. Sort of like when I had no problem with Joe Jackson being a ghost living in a cornfield but I just couldn't believe he was batting right-handed.

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I started to be disturbed by it, but then I had to laugh at myself for being bothered by the incest while ignoring the necrophilia. Sort of like when I had no problem with Joe Jackson being a ghost living in a cornfield but I just couldn't believe he was batting right-handed.

Lol awesome.

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Fucked by a Minotaur would be a good punk song. Lots of neighing and snorting overdubs tho...

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I started to be disturbed by it, but then I had to laugh at myself for being bothered by the incest while ignoring the necrophilia. Sort of like when I had no problem with Joe Jackson being a ghost living in a cornfield but I just couldn't believe he was batting right-handed.

:lol:

Decently messed up episode. The Handy made me squeamish a bit.

I'm still enjoying this season a lot more than last.

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Guessing by the lack of posts people aren't really enjoying this season.

I think it's been very entertaining, leaps and bounds better than season 2.

Jessica Lange has been amazing.

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Guessing by the lack of posts people aren't really enjoying this season.

I think it's been very entertaining, leaps and bounds better than season 2.

Jessica Lange has been amazing.


I like it. It's very edgy television. With the incest, the wanton usage of "the n-word", the necrophilia, the casual murders, and tongues being removed and replaced, it's not really something I've ever seen on TV before.

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Guessing by the lack of posts people aren't really enjoying this season.

I think it's been very entertaining, leaps and bounds better than season 2.

Jessica Lange has been amazing.


I like it. It's very edgy television. With the incest, the wanton usage of "the n-word", the necrophilia, the casual murders, and tongues being removed and replaced, it's not really something I've ever seen on TV before.


It's found a whole new audience:

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This show keeps getting better...

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