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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:23 pm 
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you knew I would see it

I don't need a change of the formula 5 movies into the series. The story wasn't enhanced by the sleek production and CGI. It almost gave me the feeling like they were mocking the previous 4. They created fear the cheap way, with things jumping out from nowhere which is completely the opposite of what made the previous four interesting.

It looked, for a moment, as if this movie was going to go in an interesting theoretical analysis of time being a point rather than a line and the true nature of the supernatural. Instead, it took the obvious path.

It was OK if you are a PA fan and wanted something to wrap up the series. The movie isn't worth it as a stand alone.

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Hey douches, I waited 10 years to see what that demon looks like. No one but foot fetishists feel satisfied only seeing it from the calf down.

Also, no Katie Featherstone? How dare you!

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Does Katie Featherston at least make a cameo?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:56 pm 
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nope, not even in old tapes

When I go to see a horror movie, I'm going solo and when I go solo I want to see something worth seeing. By the way, the two female leads in this one were very hot, probably the hottest women in the five movies.

The coming attractions were great as well. There are lots of movies I want to see in the near future, including the Rocky sequal "Creed."

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15% on rotten tomatoes. you sure know how to pick 'em GD.


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I unfortunately binge-watched the entire series with my 84 year old mother in law yet still managed to be aroused by the combination of Katie's expressionless acting and her braless pajama tank top look. I thought the original was a masterpiece.

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I unfortunately binge-watched the entire series with my 84 year old mother in law yet still managed to be aroused by the combination of Katie's expressionless acting and her braless pajama tank top look. I thought the original was a masterpiece.


How old are you?

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43. She had my wife when she was like 40. Still sharp as a tack.

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15% on rotten tomatoes. you sure know how to pick 'em GD.


I couldn't not see it.

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