This from ProFootballTalk.com:

A couple of readers tell us that ESPN's Sean Salisbury was on Thursday's NFL Live taking sample Wonderlic questions, and that he flat-out screwed one of the answers up. And didn't realize it.

The question: A boy is 17 years old and his sister is twice his age. When the boy is 23, how old will his sister be?

Salisbury spouts off "46," when the right number was 40. And, apparently, Salisbury bragged after the segment that he had answered all of the questions correctly.

Maybe he meant to say forty-chew.

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Priceless stuff!

He sounds like Burt Reynolds from SNL's Celebrity Jeapordy

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

Sean Connery: Famous titties for one hundred.
Alex Trebek: That's famous titles, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Who is Dolly Parton ?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'll take Anal Bum covers for 100, Alex.

That's album covers


and my favorite
I'll take Whore Semen for 100, Alex

that's Horsemen.

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I'll take "the penis mightier" for 1,000, please.

That's the "the pen is mightier."

I've bought similar products in the past; spent a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. If it works, I'll take a dozen of them.

Look, we're not selling penis mightiers.

Well, ya should be, Trebek, you're sitting on a gold mine!

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

i'll take the rapists for one hundred.

that's therapists...

Here's an article with a sample Wonderlic (including Sean's 'answered' question):

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6487846

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INDOORS -> I Heart Boobs

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

Below

Me

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

BUCK


FUTTER


Trebek: Buck futter? I'm not sure what that means....

Connery: Oh I think you do, Trebek! I think you do!

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Connery: I'll take Foreign Flicks for $100

Trebek reads the question, and Connery responds:

Ursula Andress, TWICE!

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Will Ferrell does the worst yet funniest impressions. His Trebek and Harry Carey impressions are terrible, yet hillarious.

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

If you were a sausage on a desert island, would you eat yourself?
Just answer the question Norm (and it's Colin Quinn, the night he took over).
hilarious!



Linda Ham!

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that's the genius of will ferrell. i'll take his impressions over will hammond's impressions any day!

actually, ferrell's james lipton is spot on.

"YOU ARE DELIGHTFUL"

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