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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:23 pm 
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what is the genesis of the salisbury-penis-on-phone story?


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Scroll down in the S&R section.

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I'll be nice and save ya the time:

"In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump.

We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy -- though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others -- but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture."

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FARGIN! you're my guy! :lol:


thanks for the time-saver and i apologize to everyone for being lazy


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one of my friends is friends with the girl and was at the bar with her when sean started hitting on her. He left to go to the bath room and then she got the picture of his erect dick with caption, "I'm hard for you" the girl is 21 years old

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I bet it was in all caps too


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He left to go to the bath room and then she got the picture of his erect dick with caption, "I'm hard for you" the girl is 21 years old

Ah, a hopeless romantic.

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one of my friends is friends with the girl and was at the bar with her when sean started hitting on her. He left to go to the bath room and then she got the picture of his erect dick with caption, "I'm hard for you" the girl is 21 years old


That's how I got my wife.

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