hi im jim rome and this is a cbs sports migraine minute.

Andrew luck doesn't have a new cellphone STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES. See, I get paid to come up with a terry boers roar everyday, except I try to make mine as insufferable as possible. How can a multi-millionaire sports athlete not have twitter on his phone!?!!? what the fuck is he going to do after a touchdown?!

listen here, Andrew. you have the money. it is 2013. you should not own a flip phone! how am I ever going to get a slipped penis picture from you that isn't pixelated beyond fap status? I love you, Andrew, and I need you to have the best so your dick can make me a very happy tranny.

this is jim rome for a cbs menopause minute, posted via facebook on tmobile's sgsIII.

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