This is the most Peter King thing Peter King has written.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

My apartment in Manhattan is 1,480 square feet in area. We have two televisions.

The NFL replay command center on the fifth floor of the league offices in Manhattan is 1,512 square feet in area. It has 82 televisions.

That, of course, is a shameless plug for a story I wrote the other day for The MMQB on an afternoon in the replay center. I think you’ll like it.

h. Stopping the clock after first downs in college football is crazy.

very very very obvious humblebrag that's more of a douchebag brag.


His first time catching a college football game this weekend?

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

The Cleveland Browns might be the best team in the AFC North and might be the worst team in the AFC North. How can you know? We could enter Week 13 with all four teams in the division having seven wins. I’m no Elias Sports Bureau employee, but if it happens—Baltimore needs to win tonight at the Saints—there’s no way a division has ever been that tight after 12 weeks. (Is there, Elias?)

Goats of the Week

It pains me not to pick Brian Hoyer, but the Browns did win, and Hoyer drove them to the winning field goal.

4. I think the vegans of the world are in mourning this morning. The Colts cut receiver/returner Griff Whalen, a vegan, on Saturday.