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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:23 pm 
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Fans, Emmitt Smith may be the NFL's all-time leading rusher & a former "Mirror Ball" trophy winner on "Dancing with the Stars", but as an analyst for ESPN, Emmitt wasn't that good in the opinions of many media experts during the last 2 seasons. According to awfulannouncing.com & profootballtalk.com, ESPN has cut Emmitt & his butchering of the English language from its broadcasts next fall.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:54 pm 
It's because his beard was weird


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They need to make room for Bret Favre.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:41 am 
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Emmitt debacled the language.

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Fans, Emmitt Smith may be the NFL's all-time leading rusher & a former "Mirror Ball" trophy winner on "Dancing with the Stars", but as an analyst for ESPN, Emmitt wasn't that good in the opinions of many media experts during the last 2 seasons. According to awfulannouncing.com & profootballtalk.com, ESPN has cut Emmitt & his butchering of the English language from its broadcasts next fall.

SHARK, this is great news. I can honestly say that you or I would do better as a commentator than Emmitt did. His constant misuse of the English language was growing tiresome. Hopefully "The World Wide Leader" ESPN can learn from this mistake going forward.

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and in other news....ESPN announced it is ending the "English as a Second Language" night school course it had offered for on-air talent.


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and in other news....ESPN announced it is ending the "English as a Second Language" night school course it had offered for on-air talent.


Am I the only one who will miss the "Steve Young face"? Additionally, who was worse... Emmitt Smith as an analyst, or Bill Russell as a broadcaster? Im going Bill Russell.

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Does ESPN actually have a practice run with these guys before hiring them or do they just throw them on the air?

He was terrible and I would think that would have been apparent in the first hour of a practice show.

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It's because his beard was weird


:lol: ...and his 'stache is trash...


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and in other news....ESPN announced it is ending the "English as a Second Language" night school course it had offered for on-air talent.


Am I the only one who will miss the "Steve Young face"? Additionally, who was worse... Emmitt Smith as an analyst, or Bill Russell as a broadcaster? Im going Bill Russell.


I'll trump you with Joe Montana as an analyst...elevator music would have been better.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:20 pm 
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Maybe they will bring Michael Irvin back. :lol:

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Maybe they will bring Michael Irvin back. :lol:


Or maybe even (the actually funny) Nate Newton :lol:

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I'm going to miss him.

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I liked it when Killer V posted it the first time... :P

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:


I liked it when Killer V posted it the first time... :P

Who is Killer V?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:


I liked it when Killer V posted it the first time... :P

Who is Killer V?


One of W_Z's mults...

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So when does Shannon Sharpe get fired? He's terrible to listen to.

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walkrman5 wrote:
Maybe they will bring Michael Irvin back. :lol:

I'm not sure about that one... :? I believe Michael Irvin has a radio show of his own right now on ESPN Radio 103.3 FM down in Dallas since he was let go from Bristol University.


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Looks like Boilermaker Rick posted something again.

Thank you ignore list!

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Looks like Boilermaker Rick posted something again.

Thank you ignore list!

Hey Killer, do you play ball in the kneebrace as a built-in excuse?

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