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SHARK

Post subject: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:23 pm

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Fans, Emmitt Smith may be the NFL's all-time leading rusher & a former "Mirror Ball" trophy winner on "Dancing with the Stars", but as an analyst for ESPN, Emmitt wasn't that good in the opinions of many media experts during the last 2 seasons. According to awfulannouncing.com & profootballtalk.com, ESPN has cut Emmitt & his butchering of the English language from its broadcasts next fall.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:54 pm

It's because his beard was weird

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:07 am

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They need to make room for Bret Favre.

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Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:41 am

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Emmitt debacled the language.

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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:30 pm

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Baby McNown wrote:

It's because his beard was weird

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Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:50 pm

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SHARK wrote:

SHARK, this is great news. I can honestly say that you or I would do better as a commentator than Emmitt did. His constant misuse of the English language was growing tiresome. Hopefully "The World Wide Leader" ESPN can learn from this mistake going forward.

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Coast2Coast

Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:33 pm

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and in other news....ESPN announced it is ending the "English as a Second Language" night school course it had offered for on-air talent.

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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:59 pm

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Coast2Coast wrote:

and in other news....ESPN announced it is ending the "English as a Second Language" night school course it had offered for on-air talent.

Am I the only one who will miss the "Steve Young face"? Additionally, who was worse... Emmitt Smith as an analyst, or Bill Russell as a broadcaster? Im going Bill Russell.

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Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:01 pm

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Does ESPN actually have a practice run with these guys before hiring them or do they just throw them on the air?

He was terrible and I would think that would have been apparent in the first hour of a practice show.

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Killer V

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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:08 pm

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:37 am

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Blowed out...

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:56 am

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Baby McNown wrote:

It's because his beard was weird

...and his 'stache is trash...

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Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:57 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Coast2Coast wrote:

and in other news....ESPN announced it is ending the "English as a Second Language" night school course it had offered for on-air talent.

Am I the only one who will miss the "Steve Young face"? Additionally, who was worse... Emmitt Smith as an analyst, or Bill Russell as a broadcaster? Im going Bill Russell.

I'll trump you with Joe Montana as an analyst...elevator music would have been better.

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walkrman5

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:20 pm

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Maybe they will bring Michael Irvin back. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:24 pm

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walkrman5 wrote:

Maybe they will bring Michael Irvin back. :lol:

Or maybe even (the actually funny) Nate Newton :lol:

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Brick

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:25 pm

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I'm going to miss him.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jimmy-kimmel-live-jkl-emmitt-smith-wordsmith/4037468589

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:33 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'm going to miss him.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jimmy-kimmel-live-jkl-emmitt-smith-wordsmith/4037468589

I liked it when Killer V posted it the first time...

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:35 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'm going to miss him.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jimmy-kimmel-live-jkl-emmitt-smith-wordsmith/4037468589

I liked it when Killer V posted it the first time...

Who is Killer V?

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:39 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'm going to miss him.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jimmy-kimmel-live-jkl-emmitt-smith-wordsmith/4037468589

I liked it when Killer V posted it the first time...

Who is Killer V?

One of W_Z's mults...

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:48 pm

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So when does Shannon Sharpe get fired? He's terrible to listen to.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:41 pm

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walkrman5 wrote:

Maybe they will bring Michael Irvin back. :lol:

I'm not sure about that one...

I believe Michael Irvin has a radio show of his own right now on ESPN Radio 103.3 FM down in Dallas since he was let go from Bristol University.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Emmitt Smith Out at ESPN

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:09 pm

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Looks like Boilermaker Rick posted something again.

Thank you ignore list!

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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:33 am

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Killer V wrote:

Looks like Boilermaker Rick posted something again.

Thank you ignore list!

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