Fuck Jeff in Richmond. His takes are literally 30 years old with Hulk Hogan voice. He's awful.
Fuck Jolene and Team Jolene. (Yo). Awful.

Fuck the Totolla brothers

WAR Vic in NoCal and Mohr going Rocky Apollo at the end of 2 again

WAR Brad in Corona and Mike in Indy

WAR the pro athlete Rome has been teasing that might make an appearance

UnWar Rome calling it the best Smack off ever and pretending like 5 time winner Sean the Cablinasian doesnt exist


Unwar people saying theyre taking off work for it and Rome passing it off as legit


Without the nics and cuts of a blade

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I love Jeffffffff in Richmond.

I hope Mohr wins one of these.

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This should be pretty good. I'm looking forward to some people getting run. These asshats are extrordinarily delusional at best. I actually really dug the Hack Off last week.

Is Jay Mohr even participating? I didn't hear him confirm or not.

WAR finding snacks at work you forgot about

UnWAR lady wearing mom jeans on the train making eyes at me


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Jay Mohr- Doubtful

Unnamed athlete- Confirmed


Im gonna miss the first hour. So if you guys could recap the calls, that would be great


Unless its Jeff in Richmond.


yaknow, yaknow, yaknow....

Is there any way to download the hackoff from last week? I haven't listened to Rome in a while.

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No, you gotta be a Jungle Insider

Might be worth 8 bucks for a month. You can listen to some older classic stuff on there and then get out after the month


Anyway, the hackoff was pretty much just Jolene being Jolene and Rome loving her

I know shes a goof, but the call had a lot of unintentional humor. Rome pretty much ruined it by hyping it so much. Her call was like a CGS post...

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Yeah, thats totally how i took it. CGS on the phone

I do chuckle at the "Yo" drop

Fabian should have won

BELLLLLLCHHHHHHHHHHHH - That's for you, Ish!

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I don't beleive for a second that she used the "Empire" theme becasue dude called her Chewbaca. Rome was giving her way too much credit.

This call is the biggest thing since the....Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. And the world is gonna stop rotating....

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Kiss a baby.
Metta World Peace, baby!

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First guy gets run. Gino, I think?

Took forever Rome says "bad phone line", I say bad call...

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#Smackoff under way. Gino tries to wire the field, but gets run. Hint: don't use your call to bang everyone in the mouth. It's played.

I fucking hate Trapper.

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Mark in Hollywood needs a new phone.

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Yeah, he was going pretty well. Thought Rame would run him for sure. If you have to interrupt him, you should run him. Strange...

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Funny that Rome initially accused him of being recorded. Props to Mark for recovering quickly from the interruption.

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I think the unnamed athelete may be Chael Sonnen.

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RACK HIM

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I was away from my office most of the day and the only one I heard was Sonnen. Love that guy. The Kardashian line regarding the NBA was great.

So who won?

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Chael won. Mike in Indy was second.

Both were really good, but I'm not sure I like a rich celebrity winning. Kind of seems like a brown nosing move by Rome.

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Israel got ran at the end too. His was bad. Didn't make top ten.

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I love Chael, but I do not think he deserved to win this deal. Disappointed in that. I do not think his call was any better than what Jay Mohr has done in the past and he has never won. Mike in Indy deserved this one.

Oh well, it is always a fun listen.

Late.

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I missed this whole thing.

Mike in Indy....always a Bridesmaid

Rome's guy Israel got run? Thats bad.



How was Jolene, Brad in Corona, and Vic?

Anything hilarious happen?

I did not get to listen to the whole thing. I only heard the top calls that were on Rome's website.

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Oh theyre on there for anyone? Not Jungle insiders?

Cool

I think they had the top 5 on there, at least they were on Friday evening.

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Cool, thanks

I might become an insider again. I wonder if we could share the password with the few of us here.