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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:07 pm

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Ron Wolfley wrote:

312player wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

Terrible actor

He and Jon Lovitz were pretty funny in Woody Allen's Small Time Crooks.

The only thing Ive seen him decent in was true romance, and that is only because his role was to play a bad actor. I had to skip a few episodes of Justified when they brought that turd on. What kind of an actor can't master a southern drawl? That shitbag, that's who.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:35 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Portnoy '24

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:38 pm

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DAC wrote:

I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

Next time try including a woman.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:13 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

DAC wrote:

I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

Next time try including a woman.

I don't think this purpose is to be able to upload it to Pornhub. It's something that you do for fun or when you're drunk.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:15 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

DAC wrote:

I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

Next time try including a woman.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:17 am

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

DAC wrote:

I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

Next time try including a woman.

This made me laugh. Thanks

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:54 am

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"

They should call that move the Jagr. Hooked up with some hot 18 year old model and she tried to extort him with a photo and he told he doesn't give a fuck if people knew he banged a hot 18 year old model

https://www.si.com/hockey/news/jaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:38 am

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Nas wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

DAC wrote:

I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

Next time try including a woman.

I don't think this purpose is to be able to upload it to Pornhub. It's something that you do for fun or when you're drunk.

my sex tape would be at an HBO's Real Sex level of hotness

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:46 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

DAC wrote:

I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

Next time try including a woman.

I don't think this purpose is to be able to upload it to Pornhub. It's something that you do for fun or when you're drunk.

my sex tape would be at an HBO's Real Sex level of hotness

Way back when porn was edgy.

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