"David Eckstein has 10 fingers and 10 toes"

My all time favorite

"Now if he throws one more ball, that's ball four......and that's a walk".

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The funniest I heard was:

"Its easiest for a catcher to throw out a runner on an outside pitch because the catcher's shoulder is very close to his arm"

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"Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out."

Roy Oswalt is a drve and drop pitcher. He is quite simply a pitcher who drives and drops.

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"There is a world of difference between a count of one ball and two strikes is a lot different situation than hitting with two strikes and one ball."

"You see Colon talking into his glove because David Ortiz, from the Dominican Republic, can obviously read lips in Spanish."

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

“The phrase, 'foreign substance' makes it sound like the pine tar is from Asia or something.”