I know it's unfair, but given how high he was picked, the punter needs to be Todd Sauerbrun. His wikipedia page is funny.
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Prior to facing the Chicago Bears, Sauerbrun stated that he would kick to Devin Hester, who was well known for his success as a kick and punt returner. Sauerbrun stated, "We're going after it. We're not going to kick away from him. Hey, we respect him and he's the best, but we have guys on our coverage teams that are paid to make big tackles."[7] Hester responded by returning both a punt and kick-off for touchdowns.[8] Sauerbrun attempted to tackle Hester on both returns, but failed.[8] Later in the game, Sauerbrun had a punt blocked by Charles Tillman while attempting to kick away from Hester.[8][9] ESPN gave him the derogatory title of "Worst Player of the Week".