Sorry, can't have a kicker named Blewitt.

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We already did. He went by the nickname, "Parkey"...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Parker blew it for everyone.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

This is like an ongoing Onion story.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

He is not good.

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Elections have consequences.

What if it’s like, one of those ironic names and the dude turns out to be totally clutch and never lets anyone down? Like a porsntar with a 10 inch dong who’s last name is ‘Smallwood’ or something..

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If the rule you followed lead you to this, of what use was the rule?

I like it.

All I keep seeing is the clip of his game winning kick against Auburn. That's what I'm going with.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BYvhaco6Fg&t=[/youtube]

edit: how does one embed a youtube video?

1st clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BYvhaco6Fg&t=

You mean Clemson?

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Elections have consequences.

Forget it. He's rolling.

Blewitt. The fucking kicker's name is Blewitt? Of course it is. I don't have any idea what song I could use for a parody when he starts hitting the uprights too. I think maybe just the sound of a shotgun being fired would be best.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You can't sign a kicker whose last name is Blewitt. Is Pace a complete moron??

What are we doing signing scrub kickers off the garbage heap anyway???

So typical for the Bears. The organization just sucks.

No first rounders this year and next. You overpaid for Mack. No player is worth two first rounders, unless he is HOFer Dan Fouts.

No NFL experience and he graduated a couple years ago, red flags.

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The only right answer is for the Bears to have a minimum four cheap kickers in camp to see who can do the damn job by opening day.

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Robbie Gould also had no NFL experience and was found on a jobsite and signed midseason a year after college. smfh.


Who gives a shit what the guy's name is? Him making FGs and extra points is all that matters.

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They didn't over-pay for Mack. In 2020 they will receive a 2nd round pick(Raiders) which will be likely at the start of the second round because the Raiders are really going to suck next year. So, it really will not be a big fall from where their own 2020 first round pick will likely be.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Every thought you have is terrible.

We had this guy in camp 2 years ago and he couldn't beat out those bums.

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They told Parkey don't you ever come around here
Fired by Pace, you better pack your gear and disappear
The salary cap is dire in their eyes and their options are bottom tier
So they signed blewitt, yes blewitt!

You better be good son, you better not be a Packer fan
Don't need to be a stud, just don't hit the fucking uprights man!
If you want to be paid much, then you better do what you can
Don't make me say, "he blewitt it!, boy is he bad. Is this the best we could have?

No one wants to be defeated
Show them the kick against Clemson was not lucky
kick long with your foot
It doesn't matter if is a little to the left or right
Just don't make me say, "He blewitt it! Blewitt it!, Should have signed Gould how stupid.

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both of these kickers suck but I am sure this is not who will be kicking on opening day

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Bye Bye Blewitt.

2 remain. Eddy Piniero and Elliott Fry

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The opening day kicker is not currently on the roster.

They should just sign Parkey.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

That's the best part of all this. He really is the best option available.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

he's the best option if you want a guy that shits his pants whenever you need a big kick.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Well the guys you have now can't hit 42 yard kicks without any pressure so...

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

never kicking field goals is a better option than Parkey.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I agree it would be best to just go with the cheapest guy and don't kick unless absolutely forced to

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