We are already seeing a proliferation of shitty Bears topics on this board (nas that Orton post was positively Tinolicious) and in the general media. Here is your chance to predict the next shitty topic that will get beaten to death in this city. Here is mine:

The Bears would be better off losing a game before the playoffs to get it out of the way.

Feel free to add.

You know what I don't get - they say the ratings go up for sports talkers when the teams are good, right ? Right now, the Bears are playing great, and what's there to talk about that we don't already know ?

I find much of the Bears talk to be repetitive, and I'm sure we are going to hear a lot of the suggestions that will be mentioned in this thread on the radio by such experts as Holmes, Zaidman, etc.

Is the Bears offense scoring too fast?

Are the 2006 Bears as good as the '85 team?

Is Cedric Benson "part of the team" now?

Who would win in a fistfight, Lovie or Da Coach?

You mean you don't find any other sports talk repetitive? Do you actually listen to the radio?

Good call on the first guess.

The second guess has been a staple of the media since Seattle.

How many Bears will be in the Pro Bowl?

Who is the Bears true #1 receiver?

Are the Bears players all friends with one another?

Are the Bears overconfident?

Are the Bears getting distracted by all the media attention?

Are the Bears getting enough respect from the media?

How would David Terrel be in this offense?

Where is the RB Pope from the preseason?

Would this team beat the 93 Bears with Erik Kramer?

Should Soilder Field be a dome?

Who parties better, Orton or Greise?

Will the Bears go undefeated next year too?

Create a nickname or slogan that best captures the team's personality.

What would be a good theme song for this year's team?

Adapt the "Superbowl Shuffle" for this year's team.

Who is the overlooked player that's made the biggest contribution?

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If Lovie wins a Super Bowl here, will he own the city like Ditka?

How will the Bears respond once the weather gets cold?

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Will the Bears win the NBA championship?

I'll hang up and listen to my answer.

Is Sean Salibury hot?

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I just spit out my drink while reading that.

When will Lovie find a personality?

Is Urlacher better than Singletary?

How long was Cedric Benson breast fed?

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Will the bears single cover Steve Smith?

Is beating the packers twice this year enough to call the season a success?

Who's the next shaddy Chicago women to get Urlacker to knock her up for the huge pay day? Why is he dumb enough to fall for it?

Nas, I'll bet you anything she told him she was on the pill. Then she probrally said I won't bang you with a condom. Stupid, horny Urlacker fell for it and now she gets 2 grand a month for the next 18 years. LOL.

Dophin,
Jurko stated yesterday that "he can't wait until they lose a game." around 4:12 or so....

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i thought she was entitled to 20% of his monthy.....which, would be around 60k.

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I think Urlacker has a legite daughter with his X wife. So that's another 20%. He better keep his pants on or he'll be broke in a couple years.

That's probably how it happened. Even if she's on the pill, you still have to wear a condom. Like Lawrence Fishburne said, "A pill ain't gonna keep your dick from falling off."

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Are Chad Hutchinson's eyes still abnormally close together?