Anyplace in the state of Indiana is not better.

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You are making me angry.

@ Spaulding and Spanks

Don't piss off Spaulding she might hit you with her old lady purse

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I threw up in the last purse I owned and the strap broke on the small one I have. That was 4 years ago and I still miss it. I carry a wallet now or a big huge bag. I can't find a purse and it pisses me off.

The huge bag doesn't help your old lady status.

It's good for smuggling liquor tho.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

No no. You put the booze in your bra and wear a huge sweatshirt. That's how you smuggle booze.

be kind of hard fitting a pint in your chest wouldn't it?

and that only works in the winter

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

obvious troll is obvious.

urlacher still, presumably, is a key cog of this defense. actually, has anyone out there this year seen if brian is in his beastly (better living through chemistry) FUCKYOUCUTLER shape once again? this is totally unfounded but i always assumed last year that brian hulked up one way or another and was all jacked runnin around out there before that fucking injury in week one. if he can come back and be even like 66-75% of the urlacher we know and love, shit, his lateral speed will help save a yard or two on all those dink and dunk plays that allow teams to steadily march into the endzone.

not just that, but i mean, urlacher is still royalty out here. unless there's some giant contract dispute on the horizon (babymamas aint cheap) which, you know, is unlikely given that the bears still went out and gave him more paper during a time when he was declining, i reckon that urlacher is still formally the face of the franchise and as such he will be a bear for lyfe!!

highway plazas of the greater chicagoland area be on alert: you will have chances to get your tmz on for at least a few more years!!@

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Actually it's other players who say that.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Actually they did one year. Last year Favre got the honor as #1, you think the Vikings cared? Overrated does not mean bad. Urlacher may not be what he once was, but he is still pretty damn good.

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