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 Post subject: Re: Shea's new body
PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:24 pm 
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:lol: :lol: I don't care how bad Shea is, there is nobody on this board who is kicking the ass of an NFL lineman/linebacker.


After beating death,I'm not afraid of Shea.

Right now though a well thrown paper glider can knock me off my feet.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:04 pm 
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Showed the Shea pic to FOBF who has posted here 5 times? maybe over 5 years.

He would love to line up against Shea. 6'8" 340 and yes, he can move.

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 Post subject: Re: Shea's new body
PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:32 am 
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I think a bigger question has gone unanswered. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is the Bears Strength & Conditioning staff running? How did a trainer in California do in 3 months what the Bears S&C couldn't in 2 years? Couldn't any of the staff recognize the hillbilly from Chicken Dinner Rd Idaho is adding weight with fat instead of muscle so a meal & workout plan should be provided?


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I think a bigger question has gone unanswered. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is the Bears Strength & Conditioning staff running? How did a trainer in California do in 3 months what the Bears S&C couldn't in 2 years? Couldn't any of the staff recognize the hillbilly from Chicken Dinner Rd Idaho is adding weight with fat instead of muscle so a meal & workout plan should be provided?


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I think a bigger question has gone unanswered. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is the Bears Strength & Conditioning staff running? How did a trainer in California do in 3 months what the Bears S&C couldn't in 2 years? Couldn't any of the staff recognize the hillbilly from Chicken Dinner Rd Idaho is adding weight with fat instead of muscle so a meal & workout plan should be provided?


Excellent point.


Good point, bring back Rusty Jones.

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maybe that new kung fu guy will teach him some tricks.

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Kirkwood wrote:
I think a bigger question has gone unanswered. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is the Bears Strength & Conditioning staff running? How did a trainer in California do in 3 months what the Bears S&C couldn't in 2 years? Couldn't any of the staff recognize the hillbilly from Chicken Dinner Rd Idaho is adding weight with fat instead of muscle so a meal & workout plan should be provided?

I don't think you want NFL players looking like they just got out of a fucking cross fit class for 4 weeks. I would take the old body and wish he could play football.

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Leave it to the Bears to find the only guy in the NFL who apparently refuses to take steroids or HGH.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:47 am 
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Kirkwood wrote:
I think a bigger question has gone unanswered. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is the Bears Strength & Conditioning staff running? How did a trainer in California do in 3 months what the Bears S&C couldn't in 2 years? Couldn't any of the staff recognize the hillbilly from Chicken Dinner Rd Idaho is adding weight with fat instead of muscle so a meal & workout plan should be provided?


Or is this kid just a dumb motherfucker who when they told him to put on weight during the offseason just had Dominoes on speed dial, instead of lifting everyday and drinking like 8 protein shakes an hour, then walk around with your bottle of glade because all you do is pass gas!

How that guy has access to NFL facilities/personel and looks like that is an insult to every Bears fan.

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This will be my favorite story to follow once camp kicks off in a week.


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 Post subject: Re: Shea's new body
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Why? They certainly have him backed up with quality players should he fail and I don't think anyone is relying on his success. This is the equivalent of teams taking a flyer on Maybin just to make sure that he really couldn't play

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Why? They certainly have him backed up with quality players should he fail and I don't think anyone is relying on his success. This is the equivalent of teams taking a flyer on Maybin just to make sure that he really couldn't play

I don't care about the result. I'm referring to the entertainment provided by guaranteed onslaught of glowing reports of his fresh start given his new body and attitude.

ZZ will be a treat.


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 Post subject: Re: Shea's new body
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Enjoy, because that is likely the only thing to even come remotely close to negative this Bears camp. Legit Super Bowl contenders in Chicawgo this year, my friends 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Shea's new body
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Why? They certainly have him backed up with quality players should he fail and I don't think anyone is relying on his success. This is the equivalent of teams taking a flyer on Maybin just to make sure that he really couldn't play


Watching AMERICAN MUSCLE last night on Discovery (?) with all those NFl guys lifting, running, stretching....99 looks like one of the guys in the Aerobic class who came in during his lunch hour.

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 Post subject: Re: Shea's new body
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Glad Shea Mac could push himself away from the table, but this is just another "guy" who will be gone next year. Anything he does that doesn't fuck up this defense is a positive.
Prolly won't hear his name called much for impact plays.
Whatevs.

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Glad Shea Mac could push himself away from the table, but this is just another "guy" who will be gone next year. Anything he does that doesn't fuck up this defense is a positive.
Prolly won't hear his name called much for impact plays.
Whatevs.


Ya know all that "preseason means nothing" well it should mean everything for 99.

he should be given the job from Day 1, as I dont think camp will show anything good for him.

And made to earn it in the games. cant be locked up, needs to make tackles.

I don't see it happening and I hope I wrong, because the bears need this guy to be good, but I think Shea will be running down on kickoffs for GB next year!

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I really want to post of picture of Che's New Booty but I've already used that joke once before. Plus she's not too relevant anymore.

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This is the equivalent of teams taking a flyer on Maybin just to make sure that he really couldn't play


The difference, of course, being that taking a flyer on Maybin cost the Jets a league-minimum contract, while taking a flyer on McClellin is costing the Bears a position change, a total body makeover, and the 19th overall pick.

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He looks like a slow (white) undersized safety.

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Showed the pics to a Packers OL and he laughed at them.

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Showed the pics to a Packers OL and he laughed at them.

Why are you hanging out with Bulaga?

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Showed the pics to a Packers OL and he laughed at them.

Why are you hanging out with Bulaga?

Never heard of the guy

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He looks like a slow (white) undersized safety.


He does not look slow

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He quickly gets enagaged by oppossing OL, even though GM Pheeel, says he had the most disruptions in the backfield.

will someone please define "disruptions" in NFl terms for me? I am sure it is listed somewhere!

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Showed the pics to a Packers OL and he laughed at them.

Why are you hanging out with Bulaga?

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Hey there, Packers offensive lineman. I want to show you a picture of a shirtless dude. Tell me what you think...

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Oh, you got the wrong guy. Aaron is the one who likes the pictures of shirtless dudes.

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Showed the pics to a Packers OL and he laughed at them.

Why are you hanging out with Bulaga?

TJ Lang.


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Turns out his new body sucks at football too.

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Cut the fucking guy already. The hand wringing over this below average player is amazing.


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