Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

This guy won't even be around in a year.

There's no way he's fast enough to avoid deportation officials.

Sanchez is the older,slower version of Jay Cutler.

Ryan Pace is putting together the best mediocre team money can buy!

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Mark Sanchez, one of three quarterbacks brought on by Chicago this offseason, suffered a knee injury during organized team activites on Tuesday, NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported. Sanchez is expected to miss the remainder of OTAs and minicamp, but should be ready for the start of training camp, per Rich Campbell of the Chicago Tribune.

The injury came on the same day that Chicago intended to waive quarterback Connor Shaw to make room for Victor Cruz. In fact, the Bears announced Shaw's release earlier the day, only to rescind the waiver request following the injury. Rapoport adds that Shaw will see OTA reps in Sanchez's absence. Shaw missed the entire 2016 season with a leg injury.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.