Fucking Les asks about coin toss. He's the best.

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Team Cutler.

I don't recall Bill Walsh ever using the word "nuance". Or "south of the border"

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

This is ridiculous. You're not pulling for him and you've shit all over this from Jump Street. The pressure on Trestman is immense and I believe any of us would be just as nervous going up there to the lectern.

My God get over the hire. You have no idea how he will perform so just sit back relax and strap it down.

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He sounds like a small town preacher.

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He took the job even though he's only watched a few mins of film?

Do you think he can get a hair gel sponsorship while he's "Da Coach" ?

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No way. Speigs is gushing over him on the Twitter.

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Oh no, this quarterback thing, Bernstein's gonna explode with joy. Listing things! The chaos of a pass rush!

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+1....stop shredding the cat, this is going fine....he hasn't said much terrible besides the "attracted to these guys" that just came out of his mouth

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Thats no shocker but Bernstein will find something to rip and they will fight just the the shitting on joy incident.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Ok, thatttt was a little weird, what was that speech pattern about the lunch and robyn?

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

He just told Mully his question was too long winded. He just won the press conference with me.

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Did he just propose a marriage between him and Jay?

2 passionate guys in a room?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I pull for the Bears so of course I'll be his biggest fan by July. You're right I don't know how he will perform but I gave my opinion prior to him getting hired instead of waiting until I see the results. I'm being objective. A lot of his statements have been extremely funny. After being around football for 30 years and coaching in the CFL he should be able to handle the media. At the very least give a prepared speech.

All this talk about longing stares in hotel rooms, attractive qualities, passion, and important marriages is making me hungry for some burritos.

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Taking ownership of play calling.....+7

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

That was great.

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Grobber asked about Audibles.....Mark: The Quarterbacks gonna have the keys to the car

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

If only Goff were still around to edit this press conference.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

How does the buck pass through your shoulder?

"Jay Cutler wants to please our amazing fans."

Is there another Jay Cutler we don't know about?

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Ya, Zawoski and Finfer are really letting me down, haven't heard a single drop the whole presser....that's the best part?

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

coachspeak blah blah blah blah blah. i'd love for a coach to answer a "how do you plan to succeed on offense?" question with a proper "wtf?!" look followed by a dismissive stare and an immediate pounding of the lectern before belting out "dammit we're gonna throw the ball, we're gonna run the ball.... we're gonna kick their ass. we got players; i got this. the only thing i need are the names of the finest steakhouses and wineries in the area and i'll take suggestions from you right now"

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That's strictly a B&B show thing.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Sounds like Urlacher is a goner.

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His message seems good but how will it resonate with million dollar athletes. If he tells Jay "this is a football" on day 1 he is going to find that football in his ass.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Trestman is Genuinely excited....glad for him, he sounds really happy for this opportunity.....and I loved he called the Special Teams coach "Joe D"

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Understood. I would be nervous up there and probably over-explaining everything so people thought I was competent and was the right choice. He seems like an approachable guy that is desperately trying to be liked by folks such as us (fans) and the local media.
I'm sure Emery and George talked to Marc about how Lovie was unlikable and a dick.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

ahhhhh stop saying "sense of urgency." Tall Midget was right. This guy is just another jargon-spouter (with more than a healthy dash of burrito).

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Whatevs. Next man up.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.