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 Post subject: CAMP REPORT
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:21 am 
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Most of this is what was in the DB Section, but I am going ad some stuff and I have pictures at the end.

Olivette Nazarene! UNPREPARED FOR THE PARKING CRUNCH! Lotsa Radio! Golf Carts! Running around! This is an NFL team acting like a block party! not for lack of effort by all the kids working, some 'professor of parking and crowd management" I guess who never actually had a real job was organizing this.

1. City of Bourbonanis doing NOTHING to manage traffic going in to the facility. HUGE backup at intersection of some shit ass side street that nobody drives out of holding up traffic.

2. Olivette Nazerean Traffic Managemnt/Summer School students absolutely shocked by the crowd so much that when a Lot filled up they actuiall started walking down the line of cars telling one car after another to turn around and drive back to the out lot to start parking Of which they let the new traffic park first while we waited for those behind us to park..

3. Olivette Nazerean university for having construction and dump trucks trying to enter with Bears traffic to build the new church. Guessing a big check was wriitten to your university, hold off until the civilized people leave to play with the lincoln logs.

4. Considering all conceessions controlled by Olivette Nazerean, might not be the worst idea to have more than 1 stand for food, especially when you have people sitting on the other side of the field that are not invited to the prime viewing areas down the sidelines. (Staples, Chase, etc) Bratwurst was actually pretty good and girl servng was cute, but they have all room in the world! Get the grill working LIVE!!!!!

5. The lines to get into the facility are a JOKE! One 22 year old kid, at the front of a 5 block line decides how many people can enter the 4 tables line at one time. The line actually moved OK, but when you have a 1 mile long single file line, it should move!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Its time to get some BLEACHERS for the people that didn't suck the cocks of the execs at CHASE and STAPLES. Every single bleacher set up on the sidelines is sponsored and restricted access. Let me just toss out a huige FUCK YOU to the BEARS and CHASE and STAPLES for not giving any regular fans any decent access.

7. Random shot: Zaidman, you look like Dickersons little brother following him around.

8. If you have kids, go early. They will love it. Tons of Bouncy stuff for them all over, crappy give away stuff, etc etc,

ON THE FIELD: Ya know the shit that Dickerson, Zaidman, Holmes, et al NEVER fucking talk about. I was critical of these fuckers before today, but after today I think they all fucking suck and should be fired for reporting CRAP!

1. No Doubt Cutler throws the best ball, Caleb Haney actually throws better than I expected, Brett Basanez SUCKS! Every throw is a lollipop and should not be on this camp! MAYBE YOU PUSSIES wont to report this?? but I just did. He should be gone RIGHT NOW! This NO REPORT is unforgiven! CUT HIM NOW!

2. Jason McKie can't even keep his feet without anyone gurarding him. Why do they think he can do so when he is in a game and catches that 1 yard pass with his back facing the offense then needs to turn up field. That is actually how the play is called! with his back upfield! He cant turn upfield without falling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.Forte is such a stud! OK, who knows how good he is or is everyone else bad? Kevin Jones and everyone else looks like midgets with him. Best at all drills, with and without the ball. If he can't run he ball, nobody else will be able to on this team.

4. Lindsey Soto, NFL Network Reporter much hotter in person, great face, NO ASS!Image

5. Urlacher looking HUGE!

6. Will Ta'ufo'ou, FB, will not make this team. McKie is just bigger!

7. Knox can runnnnn! Guys can't keep up with him when he goes long. And he gets such a cushion, they should be able to get him the ball!

8. Cutler and Bennet have connection, unspoken signals. Pump fake unplanned, called by Cutler wih simple double point of finger. Bennet has some decent hands, not sure why this guy cant get on the field for year 1?

9. Marinelli insane. Could hear him yelling on the other field, without even really seeing him, but when I watch the drills, not much happening? Very concerned about whole line!

10. Tommy Harris maybe 70%. Big Brace and huge noticeable limp. Should not rely on him at all!!!!!!!! Anything we get is a plus. This has been severly under reported! ALL BEAR GROUPIES, ZZ, Dick, Holmes, all made the trek over to the D Line practice, and yet still no reports on how Tommie did???? I was watching Cutler air it out!

11. Would like to see Gould work on onside kick! Just getting ball to pop up! He has the rest down! Didn't see any of that.

12. Cutler overthrew Hester a few times. Small concern as it stretches the defense even when missed, but even though the guy can wing it, it's like every other throw is great and the others suck. Can't go 50% in the NFL, those become INT's

PICTURES http://Redacted.com/bears.htm

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 Post subject: Re: CAMP REPORT
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:38 am 
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Thanks for the report bigfan.

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Why is Big the only guy reporting on this T harris info?
Assuming he is right, this shit doesn't sound good!

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Cute blond in the pics.

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Mack, I didn't take the picture because she served a good brat!

And I don't know of Tommie Harris cant play, maybe the brace is brand new and it want all the way up to the crotch region, but the guy was walking like he had a stick up there.

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:shock: Holy crap on that Kyle Orton picture!


edit: My wife says the girls aren't even cute. No word on her opinion of Orton.

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Good stuff - thanks BF!

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bigfan wrote:
Mack, I didn't take the picture because she served a good brat!


One can only wonder if she can really serve up a nice sausage......

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Great stuff bigfan.

that girl can't be a day over 18...

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we will assume she is and I am sayign she throws a better pass than brett bazaneeeeee

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Big Fan, what time did that practice start? And what time did you arrive to the back of the line? Just curious.

And are ALL the bleachers for sponsors now? In the past the ones closest to the 50 were for sponsors, and the outer most were for the commoners.

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I arrived at 1 PM and plenty of people behind me. show started at 3 PM.

All bleachers down the side were sponsored per some kid from ONU, but he could be wrong.

Went to the far endzone and sat on the hill

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Big Fan - never go on a Friday or weekend if you want to avoid the throngs.

The bleachers all have advertising on the back of them - but they're not ALL reserved. I got to Practice Field 4 today, and the two outer bleachers were filled up, the center two were reserved for FATHAH! elitist types.

Training camp is training camp ... it's no big deal. It's just a way to get my sons the hell away from my wife, spend some quality 'guy time' with them - and allow my wife a breather.

I have a boatload of pictures, but I'm too damned lazy to load them up here, as I'd have resize them all. I'll throw 'em on my facebook.

If anybody is looking for a Rex Grossman jersey - THEY'VE GOT TONS OF THEM IN BOURBONNAIS!!!! Clearance Sale!!!


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Grid, I was there also today. Got to be Mac and Spiegel, both nice guys, Mac gave me some of the business when he needed a pen and I gave a sky blue sharpie.

It maybe training camp, just nice to see some kind of football.

I also did see the Grossman jerseys at the gift shop.


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urlacher is on roids, cutler will flake out after 4 games, briggs has disappeared, we have 17 defensive bosses and my ass hurts

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