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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:37 pm 
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Text I recieved from a friend currently working at Soldier Field.
It was George.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:46 pm 
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George: They could kick me out of the health club if he tells them!
Elaine: So what do you want me to do?
George: Talk to him!
Elaine: How can I do that?
George: You said the guy gave you an open-lipped kiss!
Elaine [enunciating for emphasis]: Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bot-tle when I of-fered him wa-ter!
George: Well, that doesn't mean anything!
Elaine: Are you kidding?! That's very significant! If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs! He'd just crave my germs!
Jerry [bored]: She's right, George. Bottle-wipe is big.
George: Well, what about the open-lipped kiss?
Jerry [still bored]: Bottle-wipe supersedes it.
George: Yeah, you're right, you're right...[to Elaine] All right, maybe he's not interested, but you still know him. Can't you just ask him?
Elaine: George...but if I ask him now, I'll have no chance of going out with him.
George: Why?
Elaine: I...I dunno...
George: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?
Elaine: No, that's not it!
George: Oh I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!
Elaine: Why couldn't you just wait?
George: I was there! I saw a drain!
Elaine: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
George: IT'S ALL PIPES! What's the difference?
Elaine: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
George: I'll call a plumber right now!
Jerry: All right, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:56 pm 
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Dear Season Ticket Holder:

This letter is being sent to you because you have
non-Permanent Seat License (non-PSL) seats assigned to your season ticket
account.

As you know, only PSL seats are transferable. Since the "new" Soldier Field opened three years ago, many non-PSL season ticket holders have contacted us, inquiring about making an exception to the rule. Because PSL purchasers were promised that only PSL seats would be transferable, we have not been able to make such exceptions.

Now we are offering all non-PSL Season Ticket Holders the opportunity to buy PSLs for their seats, so that they may be transferred, just as the original PSL seats may be transferred. We're calling them "Seat-specific PSLs" because, unlike an original PSL purchaser, you have had the advantage of actually sitting in the seats in game conditions before deciding whether you want to buy PSLs for them.

You may wish to purchase Seat-specific PSLs to make sure the seats remain in the family, to put them in the name of your business, or to sell them to whomever you wish on the secondary market. Seat-specific PSLs make that possible.

YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BUY SEAT-SPICIFIC PSLs. If you do not wish to purchase PSLs for your seats, your seat location will not change. You may continue to enjoy Bears games from the very same seats you've had in the new Soldier Field for as long as you wish, provided you meet payment deadlines and you and your guests obey stadium rules and regulations.

The enclosed question-and-answer sheet and application contain the pricing information, payment schedules, and other information for the purchase of Seat-specific PSLs. Of course if you have other questions, please feel free to call one of our Customer Service Representatives at (xxx) xxx-xxxx.

Thank you for your consideration and Go Bears!

Sincerely,

George H. McCaskey
Senior Director of Ticket Operations



This man seems insane. I hope your friend didn't drop the soap

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:57 pm 
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No my friend was doing HVAC work.

But he said George is HUGE and not shy at all!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:16 pm 
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and McCaskey kept dropping the soap :?:

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:36 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
No my friend was doing HVAC work.

But he said George is HUGE and not shy at all!


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