i love sex and/or nudity stories:
Lions assistant Cullen gets nude awakening
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http://www.suntimes.com/sports/quickhit ... 20.article)
December 20, 2006
BY ELLIOTT HARRIS Sun-Times Columnist
Less than a week before Christmas, the NFL has suspended Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen for Sunday's game against the Bears and fined him $20,000 because of arrests for drunken driving and nude driving. That's cold. Not so much the timing of the punishment, but that driving transgression. Reminder to Cullen about that old adage (as if there are any new ones): No nudes is good nudes. -end-