Wow.

Should have traded down if they targeted him.

I would have taken Eifert (gone in the next pick by Cincy).

There is just no way on gods green earth that he was #1 on any other draft board. And that isn't even taking into consideration who was left at #20.

For a second there, I felt physically ill.

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- Dan Bernstein, 2016

Totally stupid pick at # 20.

Only the Bears! WTF!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Sharrif Floyd must be sitting in prison right now. I mean that has to be it.

edit: and there he goes to the Vikings at #23, with his 94 draft grade. So we can look forward to him bending over Long, in the future.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

I like this pick. Also the Bears should take 5 more offensive linemen this draft. Emery is a genius

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Gotta hand it to Boers. He said he had a bad feeling about the 1st pick. I still cannot believe that was the pick. The division must be beside themselves.

The defensive lines in this division are absolutely frightening right now.

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I suspect we are soon going to hear things floated about him being the possible LT of the future.

If they were going to draft a project, they should have taken Geno Smith.

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Yep. But I'm sure Kyle Long will block them all.

Totally agree, Dr. Ken. You want a project, take a QB.

Wait...what?

Emery doesn't seem to understand draft slotting.

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A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I know nothing about this dude but I got that feeling too from watching the clips they played...

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Calling out for Dewskie. I need a person to focus my anger upon.

The draft had set up as failure proof and....Emery Caller Bob punts me.

Great CBs, possibly the best defensive player in the draft in Floyd, highly thought of TEs...and we reach for the SIXTH OT of the draft. I'm losing my shit right now.

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Vikings have already had a killer draft.

Damn, damn, damn!

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That's the last line of his Kyle Long's scouting report, ~"could be a top 10 LT....someday".

Geno's too different from Cutler. T Wilson splits the difference--he played in an uptempo, short-passing game offensive scheme in college but has a Cutler caliber arm.

I think he was a backup G for Oregon. Might've started a few games.

I guess it was lost on Emery when he was handing out 35 million that Bushrod is 25 years old.

Soooooooooooooooo, now there are FOUUUUUURRR players battling it out for RT. Sounds like a great way to use a 1st rounder.

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+1000

I didn't think there was any way Emery would reach again, especially with the way the 1st round went. emery just said "Kyle Long was the best O-lineman on the field at the senior bowl". Jesus H Christ. embarrassing.

Good Dolphin completes me.

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I meant that they way that sentence is written it sounds like he's the son of Howie Long and Chris Long.

^^Good catch, it does.

I would rather have Teo.

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Bushrod will be 29 when the season starts.

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from Biggsy's twitter."So, Emery says #Bears were not trading out of No. 20 unless Kyle Long was gone"

Of course he wouldn't be gone.....NOBODY HAD HIM ON THEIR FUCKING BOARD FOR THE 1ST ROUND !!!!!!!!

This could not have gone any worse.

It's almost like Phil Emery has the head scout who assembled the team with the #1 pick this season.

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I am in shock.

Mind boggling how stupid this jack ass is.

From Bears mouthpiece Zach Zaidman:

Long had the best 40 time, best vertical, best broad and best 20-yard shuttle for OL at the Combine

AWESOME!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE 19 OTHER TEAMS PASSED ON HIM !!!!

Let's get his bust for Canton ready!



If you really think you have fooled everyone and "scouted" this prodigy, then TRADE THE FUCK DOWN MORON!

Sorry for the mistake. I'm speaking in tounges around the house right now so I cannot guarantee accuracy.

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