On the patio at Market. Im hanging on every pitch and this fucker is chatting up two sisters. Its like that scene from Fever Pitch.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

If you're going to make pop culture references, try films that were seen by more than 3 people outside Red Sox Nation.

How do you know the 2 girls are related?

From what I've heard, that's pretty much Kenny's M.O.

I took it to assume they were Canada.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Could add great family men like Guillen and Fisk to that list too.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Anyone in pro sports. That includes coaches, refs, umps, asst coaches, etc.

Except they don't a bar with a rooftop patio to lure them in.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

And you will have your cock cut off sooner rather than later.

We weren't on the roof. It doesn't open until five. Kenny was sitting as close as possible to Randolph Street eating lunch and yukking it up. I was in the street-level beer garden watching the game on a big screen and sweating out Gavin Floyd's start.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Congrats on missing the Hey That's Racist committee...so far.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

can vouch for this as he's even played around with the beauties of NWI

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No such thing, except Kid's girl.

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An old friend was in town this weekend and we were just recalling some stories along this line. He had a law school classmate who was an agent. I was down visiting one time and we went out with the agent and one of his clients. Both of the guys were married but were actively trolling for tail the entire night. My friend then told me a story about going out with them another night. I guess the player had a hooker fetish...even if he had a bar girl that night he always wanted to end the evening with a hooker. After a big bender they all went up to his hotel room where my friend passed out behind some couch. He woke up to the player in flagrante with the hooker at around 4-5 in the morning. My friend has no idea about baseball so he doesn't no this player from adam, other than he is his classmate's client. He woke up the next day at around 1 pm and turned on the TV to find the guy giving up run after run after what my friend said was his personal heaviest night of drinking.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's true. I wouldn't give a second look to the one I know about. I certainly wouldn't put half my money on the line for her. She wore being his mistress like a badge of honor, like I would be impressed...NWI for you.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Yeah, didnt my beard give it away???

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I'm sure I may have told this story here before, but it's probably worth telling again.

Back when I was deep into the horse racing business we spent winters training down in Florida. We had an old guy from Charlottetown, PEI named Paulie who worked for us.

We'd alway try to get over to Daytona for Bike Week at least a couple times. So one morning Paulie shows up at the barn and he tells us he got a great blowjob in the alley outside this bar in Daytona the night before. He said he was going back that night and he'd show us the bar if we came with him. So we went to Daytona and started hitting all these bars. Every one we went to Paulie would look around and say, "No, this isn't it."

Finally we walk into this place and Paulie says, "This is it! I'm positive this is the bar. Yep, there's the alley where she gave me head right out there!" My partner Brian and I look at each other and start laughing. The place is loaded with drag queens. Brian says, "Hey Paulie, you sure this is the place?" And Paulie says, "Absolutely positive!" And Brian says, "You know these are all dudes, right?" And Paulie looks around turns a deep shade of red and says, "On second thought, I'm pretty sure this isn't the place."

There was a stage show with drag queens and the emcee was doing his shtick on the mic and I heard him say to a guy in the front row, "Sir, please move your face away from the stage. I don't want my performer to get razor burn on his cock."



by cracky

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don