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 Post subject: Jim Oberweis
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:47 pm 
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I think Jim Oberweis opened the door for me the other day at the Sugar Grove Post Office (his current town of residence, I believe).

I began to push the outside door open when a taller, xenophobic-looking middle-aged white man (an absolute dead ringer for dairy magante and failed political candidate Jim Oberweis) opened the door for me, upon which the woman behind him declared, "Well hi, Jim...how have things been lately?" or something along those lines.

Whether or not it was really 'ol Jim himself or not, I really don't care: the memory will live on indefinitely, "irregardless" of any inconvenient facts!


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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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Could have used him at the tailgate after those cookies!

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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:16 pm 
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all his ice cream taste like vanilla to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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Even if it was actually him -



NOT famous enough. Thread rejected.

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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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his malts (not mults) are ridiculous...

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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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Fixed Glee wrote:
Whether or not it was really 'ol Jim himself or not, I really don't care: the memory will live on indefinitely, "irregardless" of any inconvenient facts!


and you didn't try to sell him a copy of "life cycle"? :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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Fixed Glee wrote:
I think Jim Oberweis opened the door for me the other day at the Sugar Grove Post Office (his current town of residence, I believe).

I began to push the outside door open when a taller, xenophobic-looking middle-aged white man (an absolute dead ringer for dairy magante and failed political candidate Jim Oberweis) opened the door for me, upon which the woman behind him declared, "Well hi, Jim...how have things been lately?" or something along those lines.

Whether or not it was really 'ol Jim himself or not, I really don't care: the memory will live on indefinitely, "irregardless" of any inconvenient facts!

What exactly does a "xenophobic-looking middle-aged white man" look like??

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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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SteveSarley wrote:
Fixed Glee wrote:
I think Jim Oberweis opened the door for me the other day at the Sugar Grove Post Office (his current town of residence, I believe).

I began to push the outside door open when a taller, xenophobic-looking middle-aged white man (an absolute dead ringer for dairy magante and failed political candidate Jim Oberweis) opened the door for me, upon which the woman behind him declared, "Well hi, Jim...how have things been lately?" or something along those lines.

Whether or not it was really 'ol Jim himself or not, I really don't care: the memory will live on indefinitely, "irregardless" of any inconvenient facts!

What exactly does a "xenophobic-looking middle-aged white man" look like??


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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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You're really milking that story for all it's worth ...

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 Post subject: Re: Jim Oberweis
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Don Tiny wrote:
You're really milking that story for all it's worth ...


Nah, he's just letting the cream rise to the top...

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