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 Post subject: Jerry Springer
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:33 am 
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so this morning circa 8am i'm walking down davis street in evanston and i notice that right in front of me jerry springer is walking out to a lincoln towncar with a little luggage-on-wheels getup. i shot him a salute and said "top of the morning to you, jerry" he nodded in approval and said "have a nice day"-- my stride was not broken or otherwise altered.

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 Post subject: Re: Jerry Springer
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Did he hand you a check and request a sex act?

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 Post subject: Re: Jerry Springer
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:46 am 
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lamentably, no. he did stop and spend a couple'a minutes pontificating about the broad social implications of incest in the klan during christmastime, but i kind of just backed away while he kept on going.

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 Post subject: Re: Jerry Springer
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lamentably, no. he did stop and spend a couple'a minutes pontificating about the broad social implications of incest in the klan during christmastime, but i kind of just backed away while he kept on going.



So you must have been walking down Davis backwards if your "stride was not broken"?

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 Post subject: Re: Jerry Springer
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:46 pm 
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Jerry is not shy about taking his "dates' out. Seen him out a few times with chicks that are 10's. He basically sits at a booth, smokes a cigar and the girls don't talk to him at all, I assume they just wait until the end of the night.

Also heard some stories about his "Interns".

Nothing wrong with it all either.

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 Post subject: Re: Jerry Springer
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:46 am 
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I ran into him coming out of a restaurant on St. Armand's Key in Florida a couple of years ago. He had 3 or 4 really hot, young broads with him. They all came out of the restaurant and headed for a Bentley parked out front. The women made it to the car and hopped in. Jerry was recognized just as he made it to the car and then swarmed by all of the old fuckers hobbling around down there. He stood around talking to them for quite a while. I was impressed by the way he was glad-handing all of the old ladies, calling them "darling" and making them swoon. In the meantime, I'm sure he was counting down the seconds until he could hop into the car and start enjoying his young poon.


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