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Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:25 am ]
Post subject:  Zach Miller
bears tight end, in the branch bank located on the ground floor of my building yesterday. He was signing autographs as I was leaving for the night so I jumped in and got one. He seemed like a nice but dim guy.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
good dolphin wrote:
bears tight end, in the branch bank located on the ground floor of my building yesterday. He was signing autographs as I was leaving for the night so I jumped in and got one. He seemed like a nice but dim guy.

Signing autographs at the bank seems like a risky proposition.
Author:  a retard [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
Was he holding his kid? I saw him on TV singing the 7th inning stretch last home stand. He was holding his kid while doing so. I thought he was going to drop him out the press box window.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


I concur.
Author:  billypootons [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
did he injure his wrist filling out a deposit slip? or trip and break his ankle on the steps out of the bank?
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
pittmike wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


I concur.


But technically he's the starter now.
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.


Hey, easy... I said I thought it was totally reasonable.
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.


Hey, easy... I said I thought it was totally reasonable.


You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

My son was jumping up and down with excitement when I gave him the autograph. I kind of got choked up when he said he remembered the catch that is pictured because he watched the game with me. Take your micro aggression elsewhere
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.


Hey, easy... I said I thought it was totally reasonable.


You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

My son was jumping up and down with excitement when I gave him the autograph. I kind of got choked up when he said he remembered the catch that is pictured because he watched the game with me. Take your micro aggression elsewhere


:lol: Way to try to make me feel bad, asshole.
Author:  Matches Malone [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
good dolphin wrote:
You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

I initially read that as khakis and had written out this whole Zubaz bit that <Banya voice> "would've killed Jerry."

Oh well, add that the list of unused material floating around in my mind.
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
Matches Malone wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

I initially read that as khakis and had written out this whole Zubaz bit that <Banya voice> "would've killed Jerry."

Oh well, add that the list of unused material floating around in my mind.


I can't wait for the release of the Matches Malone director's cut version of your posts
Author:  Matches Malone [ Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Zach Miller
good dolphin wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

I initially read that as khakis and had written out this whole Zubaz bit that <Banya voice> "would've killed Jerry."

Oh well, add that the list of unused material floating around in my mind.


I can't wait for the release of the Matches Malone director's cut version of your posts

There will be a limited edition available for pre-order, exclusively on MySpace.
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