Had dinner at Sapori Trattoria next to him and his wife/girlfriend. The girl is a smokin' hot blonde who was behind us at the game today. Did I happen to mention she was smokin' hot?

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Were they canoodling? Were you canoodling? What is canoodling, anyway?

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She's no Todd Frazier.

she must be really stupid though. Grimm has made $1MM so far, half went to Uncle Sam and I"m sure he spent the other 90% already.

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I see smoking is being used extremely liberally.

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She is from Oak Park, like Seacrest. She is concerned with the condition of her abs to a degree that some might consider obsessive. I don't know Seacrest that well.

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No boobs, no curves. At the risk of being good dolphin, there's better at a Naperville PTO meeting.

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!

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I'm usually the one to agree with you on that stance. Many are ridiculously critical. But this broad is a 6. Sorry.

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She's not a 6. She's a top class spinner.

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After we go to Raymes, we'll hit up a Naperville PTO meeting. Wear some Old Spice.

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I think this chick is actually from Naperville herself.

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The second picture is better than the first. I'll upgrade my rating to an 8.

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I'd rather 3some with Julie DiCaro and Julie DiCanada before Grimm's girl.

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She looks a little like Sgt. Slaughter.

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Looks like a tranny

in fairness, he DID emphasize that she was "smokin hot" more than once so perhaps JORR is using some kind of "middleaged white guy code-words" to give us a subtle message here? maybe she wreaked of weed at dinner/wrigley? maybe he's implying that she's "smokin hot" in that you gotta be a "smoker" to find her hot? (and btw, when you talk about a smoker there's only one type of person that comes to mind, and no that's not cigarettes or weed; we're talkin some str8up pipe-hittin marcellus wallace references getting medieval on your ass here; ergo the difference between "a pipe" and "the pipe" --- there's a reason that one of the two is just describing a type of smoking device and the other is a way of life, thus "the pipe" (and when i'm typing this out those two instances of "the pipe lined up directly above/below each other so i'm achieving maximum-mellifluousness in convenient visual euphony format here; such is the power of "the pipe" (double entendre lamentably intended =)

AHEM. either way i'm thinking that either 1) the pictures don't do her justice 2) JORR has mellowed in his middle-age insomuchas he's lost a deece %age of #FordTruckMan status (ain't got no boundaries; [HE] DON'T COMPROMISE...) and thus a run of the mill 6-7+ has been elevated to 8-9+ status or 3) alcohol was involved --- most likely an eclectic combination of all 3 --- because yeah, i know i'm being the stereotypical fat-loser-on-the-internet-nitpicking-fine-women-who-i-dont-have-a-chance-with-anyways-to-come-off-like-i-transcend-her-as-a-defense-mechanism-to-deflect-attention-away-from-how-much-i-suck-in-a-fit-of-psychological-projection (at least i didnt make it a hashtag where i couldn't use -'s, eh? =) --- but at the same time i don't think ol girl is some kind of !!! that warrants special !!! status because she's just a run of the mill fine chick, aka, a quintessential 6/+

or hey it could be like that one time my cousin flew in for christmas and he brought his girlfriend with him (who i assume is at the very least a fit-to-athletic "normal" looking guy) and she ended up being some kind of portly run-down looking chick who would do well if you placed her in your "shrine to meh" --- one glance at her had me thinking "man she must suck the meanest cock west of the mississippi" --- same thing could apply here =D

TLDR = nothing especially !!! about her that elevates her above "run of the mill good looking chick" ergo a 6/+ [meaning she ain't a 7, but if 6 is where "run of the mill good looking chicks" belong you could make her a 6.5 or 6.75 or even 6.92 depending on how much she toots your horn]

TLDR TLDR = 6/+

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also i wanna say that when i loaded up the thread i did a CTRL+F for "fairy tale" and found nothing; ergo, i'm guessing that the whole episode where you ran into Cubs Star Justin Grimm!(TM) and his #SmokinHot girl wasn't so surreal that it felt like a fairy tale, eh?

yeah yeah yeah i'm looking for my hat and coat on the way out of here

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Adorbs!

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Did her teeth once belong to the Koala?

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A lot of hate for pretty in shape women up in here.

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Does her cock fall out in the next pic?

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I don't think anybody in this thread claimed this. "Smoking hot" describes this girl in an overrated way. She seems to be very cute, anywhere from a 6-8 depending on your preference. "Smoking hot" is 9+ and she isn't that.

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This chick is pretty much a bombshell. The pictures don't even do her justice.

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She's cute JORR. I would.

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Agree to disagree I guess. She looks happy with Bryce Harper there.

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Man, let's see some of the women you guys are pulling.

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The latter pictures posted have her looking better. That first picture wasn't very good.

I still don't think she is 'amazing.' But yeah, super cute. 8..maybe a 9.

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