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Author:  del-ray [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:25 pm ]
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Quoting Call Me Ed:

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I urinated next to Steve Dahl at O'Hare back in the 80s, before they put the dividers between the urinals.


This raises the important question: what famous people have you peed next to?

I'll go first:

Col. Bruce Hampton (Okay, at best quasi-famous, but he rocks...)

Dan Jiggets
Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:35 am ]
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Da Coach at O'Hare in the American Airlines terminal
Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:18 am ]
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Bill Wennington at a Hawks game.
Author:  buryman [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:23 pm ]
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Bears current long snapper Patrick Mannelly at a bar in Bourbonnais last summer. Also, same night, same bar Ruben Brown threw a parmesan chesse shaker across the bar into the wall after he noticed it was empty. He still ate the whole pizza by himself without the cheese.
Author:  Killer V [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:26 pm ]
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Dave Mustane of Megadeath at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix, AZ. He needed a booster stool to reach the urinal.
Author:  Darren - Tinley Park [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:07 pm ]
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Jim Hendry at Wrigley Field. I was fortunate enough to be in suite.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:14 pm ]
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True story, Peed next to Norm Van Leer. And he has shitty aim.
Author:  nostradamus [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:18 pm ]
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Going outside the sports world: in the mid 90s I was working at CLTV in Oak Brook & I shared a mens room with Mike Pinder - 99% of you are saying "Who?" - but Steve Silverman is saying "O My God, it's Mike Pinder of The Moody Blues!"
Also, blind C&W singer Ronnie Milsap - so he had a guy with him to tell him where to aim; I stayed away from the urinals that time & used a stall.
Author:  Killer V [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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Quote:
True story, Peed next to Norm Van Leer. And he has shitty aim.


But how was his pissy aim?
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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Quality Killer!
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:07 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Did you look?


Did a sneak a peek? Sure, wouldn't you?
Author:  Mopery [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:16 pm ]
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Wil Wheaton, EPCOT Center, at a time where he "needed" park escorts. :roll:
Author:  walkrman5 [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:26 pm ]
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just saw this thread...

true story...I was at the Giants/Ravens Superbowl game in Tampa. I was wating for my turn to go into a stall, the door opens up and just as I am about to go in, some other guy comes up & holds open the door and tries to shuffle The Hulkster (Hulk Hogan) into MY stall. I said "no way", "my turn"...I am all of 5'10" 180lbs....so I go in, do my business, and come out and Hulkster is waiting & gives me a Knuckle Punch and says "What's up Brother"

can't make this shit up!
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:06 pm ]
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He touched your unwashed hand after you dropped a deuce?
Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:45 pm ]
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Wow.. the odds of a thread with this title not mentioning Larry Craig had to be at leasst 50-1.
Author:  walkrman5 [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:34 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
He touched your unwashed hand after you dropped a deuce?


He did. nasty huh? It was just a knuckle punch though. The Hulkster trying to steal my "shitter" !!!
Author:  bigfan [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:11 pm ]
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Chris Farley at Gibsons!!!!!!

Always remember

"Who did they make these stalls for Billy Bardee!"

As 13 gallions of sweat came down from his forehead
Author:  Underground Dyer [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:40 pm ]
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I was at the Northbrook Court movie theater in 97 or 98 and who do I nearly bump into after I finished my "88 ounces of soda" piss?

You guessed it, Tommy Waddle.

He was shorter than I would expect an ex-NFL wide receiver to be.
Author:  nostradamus [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:14 pm ]
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mine's a urinal story: Grand Victoria Casino mens room, Saturday September 29, tall bearded white guy with English accent asking how late the boat's open, found out later it was Alan Parsons - and no - I did not look at his Project.
Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:51 am ]
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nostradamus wrote:
mine's a urinal story: Grand Victoria Casino mens room, Saturday September 29, tall bearded white guy with English accent asking how late the boat's open, found out later it was Alan Parsons - and no - I did not look at his Project.


This thread needs to be retired immediately, while it's on top.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:47 am ]
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Larry Bird at a bar in Indy by the arena (the bar that's between 2 bail bond places). Large hands - wait, I better explain: the 12 oz. bottle of beer he was holding looked like a 7 ouncer.
Author:  UrlachersOranjKleats [ Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:50 am ]
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"Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love" Micck Foley at my college at EIU. He was speaking in the same building that night and just arrived apparently. He respected the 1 stall gap rule, for that I commend him. We did not shake hands.
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:38 pm ]
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What was the topic of the speech?
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:39 pm ]
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UrlachersOranjKleats wrote:
"Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love" Micck Foley at my college at EIU. He was speaking in the same building that night and just arrived apparently. He respected the 1 stall gap rule, for that I commend him. We did not shake hands.

I'm EIU too!
(well, 7 years ago.)
Carmen Hall 215
Taylor Hall 150.
9th st Hall (now international hall)
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