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Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:37 am ]
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Wife and I went to the cubs game today. After the game, we met up at Sluggers with a couple of old high school friends, one of who is an avid fan of hockey. After finishing up our first beers, my friend gets bumped by a guy and he yells hey watch it, then "holy shit, your james wisnewkski!" Then, in walks Burish, Toews, Seabrook, Byfuglien, and I think Bourque. BTW, sorry Stink, I didnt have my cellphone to call you.

So, we were talking about the Hawks and my wife decides to go over to Wisnewski. Wisnewski turns to me and says, "You know your wife just called you a pussy". Then she bought him a bud.

Pictures to come.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:04 am ]
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Who?

I wouldn't know any of the Blackhawks if they walked into a bar with their sweater on.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:55 am ]
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yeah, i'd figure it was a costume party or something. :)

wait...so, the gayest moment of your life is meeting hawks players at a bar?

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:12 am ]
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No, they gayest part is that he hung out at sluggers. Did you want to score some coke or did you have a huge need to meet up with Minnie Minoso.

Author:  Redneckmommy [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:20 am ]
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Hey I get an a for effort at least talking to him and towes.
I'll upload the picture later

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:50 am ]
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Blue Demons Hoffy wrote:
Wife and I went to the cubs game today. After the game, we met up at Sluggers with a couple of old high school friends, one of who is an avid fan of hockey. After finishing up our first beers, my friend gets bumped by a guy and he yells hey watch it, then "holy shit, your james wisnewkski!" Then, in walks Burish, Toews, Seabrook, Byfuglien, and I think Bourque. BTW, sorry Stink, I didnt have my cellphone to call you.

So, we were talking about the Hawks and my wife decides to go over to Wisnewski. Wisnewski turns to me and says, "You know your wife just called you a pussy". Then she bought him a bud.

Pictures to come.


For a group of guys who failed to make the playoffs the Hawks seem to be getting a lot of face time around town.They were at Sox games throwing out first pitches, Cubs games throwing out first pitches, doing radio shows, Store appearances and anything else to make a buck or show their faces.

Win something first and then take your show about town.Never confuse hard work with accomplishment.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:59 am ]
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STU-GOTZ wrote:
Blue Demons Hoffy wrote:
Wife and I went to the cubs game today. After the game, we met up at Sluggers with a couple of old high school friends, one of who is an avid fan of hockey. After finishing up our first beers, my friend gets bumped by a guy and he yells hey watch it, then "holy shit, your james wisnewkski!" Then, in walks Burish, Toews, Seabrook, Byfuglien, and I think Bourque. BTW, sorry Stink, I didnt have my cellphone to call you.

So, we were talking about the Hawks and my wife decides to go over to Wisnewski. Wisnewski turns to me and says, "You know your wife just called you a pussy". Then she bought him a bud.

Pictures to come.


For a group of guys who failed to make the playoffs the Hawks seem to be getting a lot of face time around town.They were at Sox games throwing out first pitches, Cubs games throwing out first pitches, doing radio shows, Store appearances and anything else to make a buck or show their faces.

Win something first and then take your show about town.Never confuse hard work with accomplishment.


I think the reason they need to get their face around is to get the hot chicks, as evidenced by last night.

Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:07 am ]
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Blue Demons Hoffy wrote:
I think the reason they need to get their face around is to get the hot chicks, as evidenced by last night.


I know your wife reads and posts on the board, but, my man, find a more creative way of tossing compliments at her.

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:33 am ]
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Under normal circumstances, I would think calling James "Don't Call Me Jim" Wisniewski a pussy would be a very unwise decision.

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:47 am ]
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STU-GOTZ wrote:
For a group of guys who failed to make the playoffs the Hawks seem to be getting a lot of face time around town.They were at Sox games throwing out first pitches, Cubs games throwing out first pitches, doing radio shows, Store appearances and anything else to make a buck or show their faces.

Win something first and then take your show about town.Never confuse hard work with accomplishment.


A lot of this stuff is clearly orchestrated by McDonough in an effort to directly combat good dolphin's point that the players are relatively anonymous.

So because they missed the playoffs, by your logic, they're not allowed to be seen in public? They made it interesting for the first time in nearly a decade, playing meaningful games late in the season. Just because they're smiling and at a ball game while other teams are still playing for the Cup does not mean that any of them are in any way content with not competing for it. Players are willing to put themselves through incredible amounts of physical agony just for a shot at it, and would gladly trade a day at the park for getting a 95-mph slap shot rung off their ankle on a penalty kill.

As usual, you have no idea what you're talking about, but at least your post was coherent, which is a step in the right direction.

Author:  radioray [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:47 pm ]
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I am a full-blown skeptic: show me the pictures. If you're right, I'll tell you who made me full-blown. But if you're wrong...

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:58 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
yeah, i'd figure it was a costume party or something. :)

wait...so, the gayest moment of your life is meeting hawks players at a bar?


No, it was more having my wife tell a hawk player that Im a pussy.

Author:  Redneckmommy [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm ]
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Blue Demons Hoffy wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
yeah, i'd figure it was a costume party or something. :)

wait...so, the gayest moment of your life is meeting hawks players at a bar?


No, it was more having my wife tell a hawk player that Im a pussy.


I did it in jest, because it's usually the reverse where I'm the one that won't go up to the famous person .....I just foiund it funny how our friend chad was like a school girl seeing her fave singer and was so awe struck being in their presence. Wisnewski thought it was funny and was about to come over and talk to mike and the guys but some blonde caught his attention and I figured hey he's a single guy so I didn't want to be rude and cock block him. I at least got a picture out of the deal

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:01 am ]
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Image

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:18 am ]
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Is she giving him a tug in that picture?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:34 am ]
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I see Joey Fatone was at the bar too.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:57 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
yeah, i'd figure it was a costume party or something. :)

wait...so, the gayest moment of your life is meeting hawks players at a bar?


No, it was more having my wife tell a hawk player that Im a pussy.


Did you drop the gloves at that point?

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:02 am ]
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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
yeah, i'd figure it was a costume party or something. :)

wait...so, the gayest moment of your life is meeting hawks players at a bar?


No, it was more having my wife tell a hawk player that Im a pussy.


Did you drop the gloves at that point?


With my wife? Yes.

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:09 am ]
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I see James had his partials in.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:10 am ]
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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:
I see James had his partials in.


Of course he did - he don't want to go out picking up redneckmommy's without his teeth...oh wait....;-)

No Dennis Rodman-esque stories coming out of this, right?

Author:  Killer V [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:15 am ]
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Redneckmommy love parents:

Gillian Anderson:

Image

And Geri Jewell ("Cousin Geri" on Facts of Life):
Image

:wink:

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:04 am ]
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who is the picture d-bag in background?

Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:08 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
who is the picture d-bag in background?


A "bro" perhaps

Author:  Redneckmommy [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:17 pm ]
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Hey at least it got them to talk to my friends after hoffy & I Left..

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:02 pm ]
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Did he just say "making fuck"?

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:19 pm ]
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DUDE! How am I going to look at my washing machine the same way again!

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Burritoist Moment of MY Life

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
So, we were talking about the Hawks and my wife decides to go over to Wisnewski. Wisnewski turns to me and says, "You know your wife just called you a pussy". Then she bought him a bud.


Shouldn't Wisnewski be buying other people drinks?

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