In high school, we had an assembly and Bob Love was our speaker. He proceeded to yell at everyone in our school for an hour about how dumb high school kids are and how we need to get our acts together. It was so surreal to the point that people were laughing at the end because Bob Love seemingly hated us.

I don't know what I did to disappoint Bob Love but I still feel bad about it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I met Bob Love at the United Center one night and he was exceedingly cool but I wasn't some dumb, high-school punk like yourself.

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You know me like that.

We went to hear Mr. Love....speak?....back in grade school. No yelling. He pretty much told us is life story and that was meant to motivate us I guess.

He also told us he was the Michael Jordan of his day ( ) but had an incredibly hard time due to the stuttering...

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This is my signature...

If you feel the need to recreate this moment, I am writing to let you know that I will have some free time on my hands for the next few weeks and would be happy to spend it by coming over to your house and telling you how dumb you are for forty-five minutes or so. There is no charge for this service, but I do expect refreshments.

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T-t-t-today junior!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I am content with the online Tall Midget experience. Expanding it to the real world may be too much to handle.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Now I am sad.

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was he right?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Probably not then.

He'd probably be right now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!