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| Author: | patti blagojevich [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Shakes |
So I’m rollerblading through Horner Park, it’s this big f**king park at Irving and California, (kind of a sh*thole now, but what are you gonna do) and I see this guy chucking a frisbee at some dog. Then it hits me-Holy F**king Sh*t! That’s Shakes the F**king Clown from “Intercourse Island!” Now, in case you were living under a f**king rock or something, I don’t know what your deal is, “Intercourse Island” was this huge f**cking reality show in the early ‘00’s. And Shakes the Clown was, like, the main f**king guy on this show. What the f**k is this son of a b*tch doing in Horner Park without, like, security, or paparazzi all over his *ss? So I’ve gotta meet this guy, you know, to tell my girlfriend and sh*t, and I’m trying to think of an “in.” I notice a big black dog running around off leash. So, I roll up to him, smile, and say” excuse me, sir. Is that your f**king dog?” He says no, points at some other dog licking his b*lls, and then, and you’re not going to f**king believe this, he recognizes me! My husband used to be kind of a big deal, so I’ve been on TV and in the paper a few times, mostly local sh*t, but this was Shakes the F**king Clown from “Intercourse F**king Island!” (He called the show something else, I don’t remember, maybe a working title or some sh*t.) He talked about the show a little bit, we exchanged goodbyes, and that was that. Nice f**king guy-you can tell the bright lights and fame didn’t turn him into an arrogant sh*thead. You know, it’s just like they say in “Star” or “USWeekly” or whatever the f**ck it is – “Stars! They're Just Like You and Me!” |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shakes |
Patti, Did he mention the "Shakes Keyhole" video on the internet? It's a shame. That could destroy his work with the kids! Full body clown makeup is just creepy! |
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