Ex Cubs pitching coach at Yakzees. 5 hours after most home games you could find 'DAWG' as he was called there. Started making fun of the guy one night when it was about 75 degrees and he has the 3/4 length overcoat working.

As the night goes on, he is standing close enough to us to hear my comment 'This team sucks! The pitching is terrible! TERRY ADAMS IS OUR CLOSER!!!!!" thats when he interupted with "Who do you want to close?"

I dont know what we said, but it turned ugly quick, next thing you know a bouncer is pulling this guy away from us and giving him a drink.

We go back next week and see him and I ask the bartender whats the deal with that guy? and he informs me, it is Demerritt and he is buddys with the owner, but he is always getting into it with people.

Bernstein mentioned him yesterday, made me think of it.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I saw this loser there many times. he would always be hittin on the young poontang and i'm sure he nailed his fair share.

uninterested young poon "listen sir could you please give me and my girlfriends a little space?"

marty "sure, just waiting for my buddy mark grace to get here."

now suddenly interested young poon "YOU know mark grace?"

marty "I'm the Cub's pitching coach"

now very interested young poon "really , i am the biggest cubs fan. is mark really coming here?

marty "wait, i think he said that him and his girlfriend were going to make it an early nite. Let me buy you and your friends a round of drinks"

Five hours later

sloppy-drunk slurring young poon "marty, do you live close to here?

marty "right around the corner, you ready to go darling?

sloppy-drunk slurring ready-to-get-slammed-by-a-creepy-old-as-her-father-drunk-dude young poon "Yup"


next morning

marty "hey darling you need to get the fuck outta here. i have to get to the ballpark"

head-pounding ass-bleeding young poon "what? you're a beer vendor at Wrigley stadium?"

marty "get the fuck out skank"

this is probably very close to what happened

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Well done Deacon.

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Mult.

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Can't wait until something is worthy of 6 Flags

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I flagged it, picked the "other" option, and left a little message. What happens next?

Marty is coaching the Princeton Rays

http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/rost ... p&sid=t455

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

The post was from Carolina (not sure if S or N) but was after Mac and company left. lol

I stand by my 1st hand encounters and have witnesses in Bloomington, IN.

Feel free to go into Yakzees and ask any long time bartender about numerous other stories outside of mine.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

same here, anyone that worked there when demoron was with the cubs can verify that the guy was a horndog

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