on sunday night, crossing maple as it ends on viagra triangle headed south on state, west sidewalk. was looking at the iphone screen a lot, texting i'd assume. ponytail with what looked like a bumpit, black coat, black tights, high heels. not a real blonde. she's quite a shortie with an oversized melon. the funniest part was that i had to splain to my wife why i'm staring at her. told that she's a prominent chicago news woman mentored by north. so, my wife did a quick google images for pappy and the first picture that came up was the one popular in these parts, pantsless weighing in.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

And how did you explain the pantsless pic to your wife?

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What is a bumpit?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

*sigh*
google it.

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@audioidkid

Well, that sure was a let-down.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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BUMPUS!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Dolphin

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That's a stretch.