So I went to Wrigley last night for another scintillating ballgame. Before the game they were unveiling the Williams statue so all the big bosses were out. I was across the street for an event. As I was walking over, the event had wrapped up but Ricketts was talking with the alderman. The alderman introduced me. I gave them a Bob and Bob moment from Office Space and went on my merry way.

He has very soft hands and a weak grip. I told him I knew bigfan. He said if he ever gets his hands on that mfer he will throw him in a trunk, drive him down to US Cellular and he and Reinsdorf will pull a Billy Bats on him.

Oh, and I had the pleasure of sitting next to three guys in their mid 20's, all with baseball hats on backwards and sunglasses on top of the hats. They got up several times in the middle of innings and left in the sixth.