so, supposedly I'm going to some small party on Friday night where Greg Walker and his family will also be in attendance

Part of me wants to just walk up to him and pull a Frank Constanza Festivus list of gripes out on him.

On the other hand, a teacher who busted me for drinking on a private bus before a school dance in senior year of high school and didn't cut me a brake is also going to be there.

Oh and there will be the teacher who accused me of cheating and took the test from me half way through it. When the results came back I had 100% for the questions I answered. The person she accused me of cheating from completed the entire test and got 30%. She never apologized.

Anyway, there will be some drinking involved and it might be time to unleash a few ghosts.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I hope you get drunk enough to mix the two up and either

Scream "I never cheated a day in my life" to an unexpecting Greg Walker

or


Ask the teacher when the fuck Quentin is gonna find some consistency

You should have tampered with his/her breaks.


And the Sox are in Oakland this weekend. Will Walker not be with the team on Friday?

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You mean like move the clock ahead so they only get 10 minutes instead of 15?

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Maybe dolphin is traveling to Oakland

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

maybe my source is wrong...and maybe Mrs. Walker is going to have the best 1 minute 25 seconds of her life

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Maybe its the Gregg Walker you went to dental school with.

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Right

Gregg Walker

By Friday, Walker will probably be the bartender.

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You know me like that.

Anyone have any idea what hitting coaches make? Does he have to work still after having a ten year career followed by another ten or so years as a MLB level coach? I assume he makes more now than he did as a player back in the 80s.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jaramillo got a million-year contract guaranteed for $800k/year.

I'm guessing Walker would be in the $300-500k range.

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You know me like that.

Wow. A million years is a long time to work anywhere.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think Hendry also threw in a no-trade clause.

It will be heaven in 1002011...

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Three years is the same as a million for a Cubs fan.

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You know me like that.

I think it was Soriano who got the million-year contract.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

1985 25 Chicago White Sox $195,000 3/3/86 TSN
1986 26 Chicago White Sox $400,000 1986 USA Today survey
1987 27 Chicago White Sox $500,000*
1988 28 Chicago White Sox $730,000*
1989 29 Chicago White Sox $718,810 1989 USA Today survey

Guessing in the $225-350K range. Guessing he stills needs to work

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Well his wife was there. She left before I could be introduced. She did give her phone number to someone and I saw it and now have it in my memory bank.

I didn't even recognize the guy who busted me for booze. He was literally standing next to me and I didn't know who he was. He didn't say hi.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.