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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed May 11, 2011 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Preemptive |
so, supposedly I'm going to some small party on Friday night where Greg Walker and his family will also be in attendance Part of me wants to just walk up to him and pull a Frank Constanza Festivus list of gripes out on him. On the other hand, a teacher who busted me for drinking on a private bus before a school dance in senior year of high school and didn't cut me a brake is also going to be there. Oh and there will be the teacher who accused me of cheating and took the test from me half way through it. When the results came back I had 100% for the questions I answered. The person she accused me of cheating from completed the entire test and got 30%. She never apologized. Anyway, there will be some drinking involved and it might be time to unleash a few ghosts. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed May 11, 2011 8:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
I hope you get drunk enough to mix the two up and either Scream "I never cheated a day in my life" to an unexpecting Greg Walker or Ask the teacher when the fuck Quentin is gonna find some consistency |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 11, 2011 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
good dolphin wrote: On the other hand, a teacher who busted me for drinking on a private bus before a school dance in senior year of high school and didn't cut me a brake is also going to be there. You should have tampered with his/her breaks. And the Sox are in Oakland this weekend. Will Walker not be with the team on Friday? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed May 11, 2011 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
Frank Coztansa wrote: good dolphin wrote: On the other hand, a teacher who busted me for drinking on a private bus before a school dance in senior year of high school and didn't cut me a brake is also going to be there. You should have tampered with his/her breaks. You mean like move the clock ahead so they only get 10 minutes instead of 15? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed May 11, 2011 10:51 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: And the Sox are in Oakland this weekend. Will Walker not be with the team on Friday? Maybe dolphin is traveling to Oakland |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed May 11, 2011 11:12 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: good dolphin wrote: On the other hand, a teacher who busted me for drinking on a private bus before a school dance in senior year of high school and didn't cut me a brake is also going to be there. You should have tampered with his/her breaks. And the Sox are in Oakland this weekend. Will Walker not be with the team on Friday? maybe my source is wrong...and maybe Mrs. Walker is going to have the best 1 minute 25 seconds of her life |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 11, 2011 11:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
Maybe its the Gregg Walker you went to dental school with. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed May 11, 2011 11:21 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Maybe its the Gregg Walker you went to dental school with. Right Gregg Walker |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed May 11, 2011 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
By Friday, Walker will probably be the bartender. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed May 11, 2011 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
Anyone have any idea what hitting coaches make? Does he have to work still after having a ten year career followed by another ten or so years as a MLB level coach? I assume he makes more now than he did as a player back in the 80s. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed May 11, 2011 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
Jaramillo got a million-year contract guaranteed for $800k/year. I'm guessing Walker would be in the $300-500k range. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed May 11, 2011 12:24 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Jaramillo got a million-year contract guaranteed for $800k/year. Wow. A million years is a long time to work anywhere.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed May 11, 2011 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Jaramillo got a million-year contract guaranteed for $800k/year. Wow. A million years is a long time to work anywhere.I think Hendry also threw in a no-trade clause. It will be heaven in 1002011... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed May 11, 2011 12:29 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Jaramillo got a million-year contract guaranteed for $800k/year. Wow. A million years is a long time to work anywhere.Three years is the same as a million for a Cubs fan. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Wed May 11, 2011 12:31 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Jaramillo got a million-year contract guaranteed for $800k/year. I think it was Soriano who got the million-year contract. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Fri May 13, 2011 6:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
1985 25 Chicago White Sox $195,000 3/3/86 TSN 1986 26 Chicago White Sox $400,000 1986 USA Today survey 1987 27 Chicago White Sox $500,000* 1988 28 Chicago White Sox $730,000* 1989 29 Chicago White Sox $718,810 1989 USA Today survey Guessing in the $225-350K range. Guessing he stills needs to work |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Sat May 14, 2011 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Preemptive |
Well his wife was there. She left before I could be introduced. She did give her phone number to someone and I saw it and now have it in my memory bank. I didn't even recognize the guy who busted me for booze. He was literally standing next to me and I didn't know who he was. He didn't say hi. |
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