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Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Kevin Costner

On the elevator at O'hare. Had a thought to break out my best Sean Connery, pound him in the shoulder, and yell: "That's the Chicago way!" but there were other people in the elevator and I totally pussied out.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kevin Costner

Should have offered him a chance to invite you to his hotel room and re-enact a scene from Waterworld.





HEY,HEY

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kevin Costner

I wouldn't have been able to help myself from throwing out a line fromt The Untouchables.

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:21 am ]
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My Coach Vinny wrote:
On the elevator at O'hare. Had a thought to break out my best Sean Connery, pound him in the shoulder, and yell: "That's the Chicago way!" but there were other people in the elevator and I totally pussied out.


He has been in Chicago for about 2 weeks now? Filming a movie?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:29 am ]
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I would have asked about Zion baseball.

Author:  Rod [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:31 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I would have asked about Zion baseball.


Or Ripken's wife.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:47 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
I would have asked about Zion baseball.

Or Ripken's wife.

:lol: Yep. I was gonna say you should have asked him if he wanted to cancel another Orioles game.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:53 am ]
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My Coach Vinny wrote:
On the elevator at O'hare. Had a thought to break out my best Sean Connery, pound him in the shoulder, and yell: "That's the Chicago way!" but there were other people in the elevator and I totally pussied out.

You should have done it.
I bet he'd have gone back to Hollywood and told his buddies, "I bumped into the most amusing and original guy today in Chicago. I can't believe he was so witty as to yell an Untouchable line at me. I wish I had it on film. He was a riot."

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:08 pm ]
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I'd have gone with telling him he sucks as an actor then said tatonka complete with the finger horns.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:12 pm ]
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I would have yelled "Dry land is a myth!"

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:32 pm ]
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I would have asked him for money...

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:36 pm ]
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I would have asked him if he wanted to play catch. :(

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:37 pm ]
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"Excuse me, Mr. Costner.......Are you talking to me?......Are you talking to ME?.......Well, you must be talking to me, I'm the only one standing here....."

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:40 pm ]
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I would have asked him if he wears Spanx for men...

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:41 pm ]
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I would have spanked him with some men. :(

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:47 pm ]
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I would have asked him if he ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light.

He probably would have asked "What?"

I would have said "Ya know....from Batman....cause you were Batman"

He would have snapped "No, I wasn't"

I would have said "You're not Michael Keaton?"

To which he'd probably reply "No".

At which time I'd ask him if he were sure...

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:49 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I would have asked him if he ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light.

He probably would have asked "What?"

I would have said "Ya know....from Batman....cause you were Batman"

He would have snapped "No, I wasn't"

I would have said "You're not Michael Keaton?"

To which he'd probably reply "No".

At which time I'd ask him if he were sure...



Sorry, I bet that happens a lot. You were great in Mr Mom though.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:03 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
My Coach Vinny wrote:
On the elevator at O'hare. Had a thought to break out my best Sean Connery, pound him in the shoulder, and yell: "That's the Chicago way!" but there were other people in the elevator and I totally pussied out.


He has been in Chicago for about 2 weeks now? Filming a movie?

In Plano. He is Pa Kent in the superman reboot.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kevin Costner

Id ask him who is the crazier couple Brown-Houston or Robbins-Sarandon?


and Id ask him if the red head brother in law from field of dreams is a jerk in real life....guy is a jerk in everything

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:23 pm ]
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I'd ask him if he's got any good Joe Orr Road Rod stories.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:23 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I'd ask him if he's got any good Joe Orr Road Rod stories.

:lol: :lol: :lol: You know he does

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:01 pm ]
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"I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"

Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:30 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I'd have gone with telling him he sucks as an actor then said tatonka complete with the finger horns.

:lol:

Author:  shakes [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:08 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I would have asked him if he wanted to play catch. :(


NO, you did it all wrong. He doesn't say "play catch", he says "do you want to have a catch?" To this day, the retarded way he said that annoys the shit out of me and knocked a star off the rating of the movie overall. Who the fuck says have a catch????

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:13 am ]
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What was he supposed to say? "Hey Dad, wanna go shoot some pucks?!'

Go watch mad men you queer.

Author:  a retard [ Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:25 am ]
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shakes wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I would have asked him if he wanted to play catch. :(


NO, you did it all wrong. He doesn't say "play catch", he says "do you want to have a catch?" To this day, the retarded way he said that annoys the shit out of me and knocked a star off the rating of the movie overall. Who the fuck says have a catch????


I went to school with a guy from out East. He said "have a catch" so maybe it is an east coast thing.

One of the posts towards the bottom supports this theory.

http://civilwartalk.com/forums/showthre ... ve-a-catch

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