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Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Bernstine

I was walking down Lincoln Avenue near Lincoln Square. I stopped in front of a restaurant I have always wanted to try as it looks nice and gets pretty good review: Bistro Campagna. I stood and stared at the menu in the window for a little while before I noticed directly behind the glass was our hero sitting at a window table having dinner with his wife and another couple.

I immediately whipped out my junk, grabbed my scrotum tightly and pressed the breast o turkey up to the window as the party cried out in horror. I laughed and yelled "Tebow is god's annointed son" as I ran down the street into the night.

Author:  Drop In [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

:lol:

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

That's his hood.

You pay your respects?

Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

used to be my hood as well...in fact I was greeted by a few old friends as I walked down the street...the mayor of lincoln avenue

I was literally on the outside looking.

I thought he was in the wgn studios neighborhood. I guess that can roughly be Lincoln Square.

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

good dolphin wrote:
used to be my hood as well...in fact I was greeted by a few old friends as I walked down the street...the mayor of lincoln avenue

I was literally on the outside looking.

I thought he was in the wgn studios neighborhood. I guess that can roughly be Lincoln Square.


West of Western backs up to the studios. Walkable

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

good dolphin wrote:
used to be my hood as well...in fact I was greeted by a few old friends as I walked down the street...the mayor of lincoln avenue

I was literally on the outside looking.

I thought he was in the wgn studios neighborhood. I guess that can roughly be Lincoln Square.

From space, maybe.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

good dolphin wrote:
I was walking down Lincoln Avenue near Lincoln Square. I stopped in front of a restaurant I have always wanted to try as it looks nice and gets pretty good review: Bistro Campagna. I stood and stared at the menu in the window for a little while before I noticed directly behind the glass was our hero sitting at a window table having dinner with his wife and another couple.

I immediately whipped out my junk, grabbed my scrotum tightly and pressed the breast o turkey up to the window as the party cried out in horror. I laughed and yelled "Tebow is god's annointed son" as I ran down the street into the night.


So is this resturaunt window made of magnifying glass?

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

GD's post is the only bright light on this sad sports day.

Author:  Spaulding [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

I think ob just said a little bit ago that hanie couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo. I thought that was pretty good.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

good dolphin wrote:
I was walking down Lincoln Avenue near Lincoln Square. I stopped in front of a restaurant I have always wanted to try as it looks nice and gets pretty good review: Bistro Campagna. I stood and stared at the menu in the window for a little while before I noticed directly behind the glass was our hero sitting at a window table having dinner with his wife and another couple.

I immediately whipped out my junk, grabbed my scrotum tightly and pressed the breast o turkey up to the window as the party cried out in horror. I laughed and yelled "Tebow is god's annointed son" as I ran down the street into the night.

Image

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

Colonel Angus wrote:
GD's post is the only bright light on this sad sports day.

I was wrong. The Hawks winning and the Cowgirls losing also have made my sports day.

Author:  8675309 [ Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstine

I saw little Danny wearing a pink wig in a cell phone ad

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