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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Kenny Williams |
On the patio at Market. Im hanging on every pitch and this fucker is chatting up two sisters. Its like that scene from Fever Pitch. |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
If you're going to make pop culture references, try films that were seen by more than 3 people outside Red Sox Nation. How do you know the 2 girls are related? |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
From what I've heard, that's pretty much Kenny's M.O. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Q.Bovifs wrote: Stupid name for a restaurant. I took it to assume they were Canada. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Peoria Matt wrote: From what I've heard, that's pretty much Kenny's M.O. Could add great family men like Guillen and Fisk to that list too.
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Anyone in pro sports. That includes coaches, refs, umps, asst coaches, etc. Except they don't a bar with a rooftop patio to lure them in. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Q.Bovifs wrote: Honesty's always the best policy. If you're charismatic - and powerful - enough, you just come to an agreement with the wife. Politics aside, that's one thing you have to respect about Bill Clinton - he did it right. You get the OK from the wife, give her whatever SHE wants, and you are set to do whatever YOU want, or at least more than the next guy can do. It's all about the honesty. Now, if you married some damaged goods that got hurt by another guy in the past and is more possessive than a gangbanger's babymama? I guess you're fucked. And you will have your cock cut off sooner rather than later. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
bigfan wrote: Anyone in pro sports. That includes coaches, refs, umps, asst coaches, etc. Except they don't a bar with a rooftop patio to lure them in. We weren't on the roof. It doesn't open until five. Kenny was sitting as close as possible to Randolph Street eating lunch and yukking it up. I was in the street-level beer garden watching the game on a big screen and sweating out Gavin Floyd's start. |
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| Author: | 8675309 [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Q.Bovifs wrote: Honesty's always the best policy. If you're charismatic - and powerful - enough, you just come to an agreement with the wife. Politics aside, that's one thing you have to respect about Bill Clinton - he did it right. You get the OK from the wife, give her whatever SHE wants, and you are set to do whatever YOU want, or at least more than the next guy can do. It's all about the honesty. Now, if you married some damaged goods that got hurt by another guy in the past and is more possessive than a gangbanger's babymama? I guess you're fucked. Congrats on missing the Hey That's Racist committee...so far. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Peoria Matt wrote: From what I've heard, that's pretty much Kenny's M.O. can vouch for this as he's even played around with the beauties of NWI |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
good dolphin wrote: he's even played around with the beauties of NWI No such thing, except Kid's girl. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
bigfan wrote: Anyone in pro sports. That includes coaches, refs, umps, asst coaches, etc. Except they don't a bar with a rooftop patio to lure them in. An old friend was in town this weekend and we were just recalling some stories along this line. He had a law school classmate who was an agent. I was down visiting one time and we went out with the agent and one of his clients. Both of the guys were married but were actively trolling for tail the entire night. My friend then told me a story about going out with them another night. I guess the player had a hooker fetish...even if he had a bar girl that night he always wanted to end the evening with a hooker. After a big bender they all went up to his hotel room where my friend passed out behind some couch. He woke up to the player in flagrante with the hooker at around 4-5 in the morning. My friend has no idea about baseball so he doesn't no this player from adam, other than he is his classmate's client. He woke up the next day at around 1 pm and turned on the TV to find the guy giving up run after run after what my friend said was his personal heaviest night of drinking. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: he's even played around with the beauties of NWI No such thing, except Kid's girl. It's true. I wouldn't give a second look to the one I know about. I certainly wouldn't put half my money on the line for her. She wore being his mistress like a badge of honor, like I would be impressed...NWI for you. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Yeah, didnt my beard give it away??? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kenny Williams |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Yeah, didnt my beard give it away??? I'm sure I may have told this story here before, but it's probably worth telling again. Back when I was deep into the horse racing business we spent winters training down in Florida. We had an old guy from Charlottetown, PEI named Paulie who worked for us. We'd alway try to get over to Daytona for Bike Week at least a couple times. So one morning Paulie shows up at the barn and he tells us he got a great blowjob in the alley outside this bar in Daytona the night before. He said he was going back that night and he'd show us the bar if we came with him. So we went to Daytona and started hitting all these bars. Every one we went to Paulie would look around and say, "No, this isn't it." Finally we walk into this place and Paulie says, "This is it! I'm positive this is the bar. Yep, there's the alley where she gave me head right out there!" My partner Brian and I look at each other and start laughing. The place is loaded with drag queens. Brian says, "Hey Paulie, you sure this is the place?" And Paulie says, "Absolutely positive!" And Brian says, "You know these are all dudes, right?" And Paulie looks around turns a deep shade of red and says, "On second thought, I'm pretty sure this isn't the place."  There was a stage show with drag queens and the emcee was doing his shtick on the mic and I heard him say to a guy in the front row, "Sir, please move your face away from the stage. I don't want my performer to get razor burn on his cock." by cracky |
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